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Greece: One Picture Says it All
ATHENS - Greece - As worldwide markets tumble at the prospect of another Greek default, pictures coming from the Ministry of Finance reveal all that needs to be seen with regards to the denouement of this terrible tragedy. ... Full story
Greece Has Gun to World's Head
ATHENS - Greece - The Greek government lied to get into the eurozone, then they spent all their subsidies, and now they threaten to pull the plug on their creditors after bankrupting the country. ... Full story
Merkel to Star in My Big Fat Greek Debt II
ATHENS - Greece - German Chancellor, Angela Merkel, is set to become a film star in the latest version of blockbuster 'My Big Fat Greek Debt II'. ... Full story
Greece: The Gift That Keeps Giving
BERLIN - Germany - As the famous quote goes: "Never accept Gifts From Greeks" well, the EU technocrats are finally realising that the Greeks not only love to give gifts but keep on giving them even after the wooden horse has all but disintegrated. ... Full story
Greeks Told to Speak German From Now On
ATHENS - Lower Germany - The former Greek people have been told by Dusseldorf EU officials that they will have to speak German from now on and adopt the ways of their Bavarian masters. ... Full story
Greek Torpedo Port Side
BRUSSELS - Belgium - The good ship euro has taken a huge torpedo hit to its hull and is sinking fast taking the European and world economy down with it, all thanks to a sneaky torpedo from a Greek submarine lurking in the waters. ... Full story
Peter Andre to Save Greece With Benefit Concert
ATHENS - Greece - Pop star Peter Andre is to hold a benefit concert in Athens next week to save Greece from bankruptcy. ... Full story
Greece to Sell Their Weather
ATHENS - Greece - There is one positive thing the Greeks do have in copious amounts, and that's their hot sunny weather, EU finance ministers are said to be thinking of a valuation. ... Full story
The Best Antidote to the EU is Greece
PARIS - France - The French want Greece in the euro single currency even if they default, and this is why the European project is doomed to certain failure. ... Full story
Greece to Bailout U.S.
ATHENS - Greece - Greek finance minister, Vasili Archimalakas, has offered the United States a helping hand in their dire time of need. ... Full story
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Man Blows Brains Out at Britain's Got Talent Show
LIVERPOOL - England - The audience and judges at the Britain's Got Talent show got more than they bargained for on Monday night when a man took out a revolver and shot himself in the head. ... Full story