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Gordon Brown Loses False Eye During Queen's Jubilee Service
LONDON - England - Gordon Brown's false eye popped out and fell in between Sally Bercow's cleavage during a service commemorating the Queen's 60th Golden Jubilee. ... Full story
Gordon Brown to Save the World Again
KIRKCALDY - Scotland - Former British Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has come out of hiding to save the world from economic disaster again. ... Full story
Gordon Brown Wants You to Remember Him Every Day of Your Miserable Life
DALIAN - China - Former unelected British prime minister, Gordon Brown, wants people to remember his face as they deal with the huge hurdles of economic disaster put in front of them every day. ... Full story
Gordon Brown to Become Dentist
FIFE - Scotland - Former prime minister, Gordon Brown, has qualified to become a dentist, according to news media reports. ... Full story
U.K. Used to Have Fourth Largest Gold Reserves Until Gordon Brown Came Along
FIFE - Scotland - One of the main reasons the U.K. is so vulnerable today and susceptible to economic misery, is because when Gordon Brown was Chancellor during the Blair years, he sold off all of Britain's gold at the bottom of the market. ... Full story
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Labour-ite Scorned
LONDON - England - Rupert Murdoch switched sides from Labour to Conservative after Blair was ousted by Brown and Balls. Things went downhill rapidly for the Labour government until they were finally ousted by the Con Dem partnership. Now it is revenge time. ... Full story
Gordon Brown and Tony Blair Invited to Daily Squib Offices Instead of Royal Wedding
LONDON - England - After being snubbed by the royal family, Gordon Brown and Tony Blair, accepted our invitation to come to the Daily Squib offices today. ... Full story
Brain Illness Could Have Affected Gordon Brown's Actions, Secret Diaries Reveal
LONDON - England - Newly released diaries from one of Gordon Brown's personal aides suggest that, in Brown's case, illness could have helped to contribute to the paranoia and ruthlessness of his rule over Britain. ... Full story
Gordon Brown Warns Against Mass Youth Unemployment Epidemic Caused by His Policies
London - England - Former prime minister, Gordon Brown, is warning the world's leaders about the unemployment explosion, and economic destruction amongst the young caused by his policies and insane spending sprees during his time in government. ... Full story
Brown Voted Best British PM by Al Qaeda
LAHORE - Pakistan - Gordon Brown has been voted the best British Prime Minister since the Second World War by a poll of more than 100 Al Qaeda leaders and operatives. ... Full story
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Man Blows Brains Out at Britain's Got Talent Show
LIVERPOOL - England - The audience and judges at the Britain's Got Talent show got more than they bargained for on Monday night when a man took out a revolver and shot himself in the head. ... Full story