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French Cheese Mountain in Belgium Attributed to Depardieu
NECHIN - Belgium - EU officials are complaining that the latest cheese surplus in the country is nothing to do with governmental waste but newly tax exiled French actor Gerard Depardieu. ... Full story
Le Marathon Out of France Starts
PARIS - France - Wealthy French people have started to leave the country in droves after the newly formed socialist government headed by Francois Hollande, brought in a new inhibitive tax system taking away 75% of earnings and putting a 62% tax on sales of stock. ... Full story
Prince Harry Royal Nudist Colony Opens in South of France
COTE D'AZUR - France - Get your tackle out by Royal appointment, or should that be annointment. The Royal family have endorsed Prince Harry's new nudist camp venture and Prince Charles and Camilla are even threatening to undress at the camp themselves. ... Full story
French Now Want You to Pack Defibrillator to Drive Through France
PARIS - France - A new ruling by the French government, which will add to the list of paraphernalia required by British motorists to drive in France, is set to cause some distress amongst holidaymakers this summer. ... Full story
Wealthy French to Leave Sinking Ship France
PARIS - France - Like rats jumping from a sinking ship, the rich French are leaving the country as the socialist election win becomes a reality leaving many in the lurch. ... Full story
Sarkozy Exiled to Saint Helena Island
JAMESTOWN - Saint Helena - The former French president will be exiled to the island of Saint Helena in the Atlantic Ocean, 1,870 km from the west coast of Africa, a French parliamentary official has disclosed to the media. ... Full story
Pippa Middleton Involved in Drive-By Mooning
PARIS - France - Her Royal Hotness, Pippa Middleton bared her lovely bottom over the back of a moving car during a daring episode of mooning that was enjoyed by all who had the fortune to see the spectacle. ... Full story
Outrage Over Video of S&P Executives Urinating on Euro
WASHINGTON DC - USA - The much publicised video of S&P rating agency executives urinating on euro notes sprawled on the floor was made public on Wednesday raising outrage in Europe. ... Full story
Faulty French Implant Causing Distress
PARIS - France - Nicolas Sarkozy, the French president, has been called a 'faulty implant' by many in Europe and Britain, thus warranting an immediate removal. ... Full story
British Gastronomy Stays AAA When French Food Now AA
LONDON - England - The French were spitting mad yesterday when their entire gourmet cuisine was downgraded to AA from a previous high of AAA, by the International Gastronomy Institute in Lyons, France. ... Full story
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Which Extreme Weight-loss Methods Really Work?
LONDON - England - Size Zero model Anna Schwarz is commissioned by Channel 4 to complete a series of extreme weight-loss methods. How will she manage over the next eight weeks? ... Full story