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Cameron: Yes No Yes No Yes No
LONDON - England - British prime minister David Cameron has declared he will put forward into law a Yes No vote for an In Out EU referendum in 2045. ... Full story
Viva Espana Get Your Pesetas Out Now Hombres
BARCELONA - Spain - What would Picasso have thought about the euro? Maybe what is going to transpire soon in the country of bullfighting tapas eating Spaniards will be reminiscent of Picasso's greatest piece Guernica. ... Full story
Good News From the Eurozone For a Change
BRUSSELS - Belgium - There has been some good news from the eurozone for a change after a raft of continual bad news over the years. ... Full story
World War II Was Fought For Nothing
LONDON - England - The European Union is testament that the brave men and women who died for our country in World War II gave their lives for nothing. ... Full story
Portugal Will Raid Banks Like Cyprus
LISBON - Portugal - If you have not taken your money out of Portugal or sold up, it could be too late already an EU crisis policy worker has warned. ... Full story
Who's Next For a Herr Cut?
FRANKFURT - Germany - The European Central Bank's offices are bristling with excitement this morning with the question, 'Who gets the next Herr cut?'. ... Full story
Too Late Cameron Unfettered Immigration Cat Already Out of Bag
LONDON - England - If anyone wants to see what Britain will be like in less than five years watch 'Children of Men' and you will see that fiction has become reality. ... Full story
EU CRISIS: Dunkirk Mark II
DUNKIRK - France - We need every ship, every boat, every rubber dinghy for the biggest evacuation since Dunkirk I in 1940. ... Full story
Russian Bear Gets a Good Kicking From Tiny Island Cyprus
LIMASSOL - Cyprus - It seems that the Greek Cypriot banks were actually a honey trap for rich Russian businessmen and the Mafia as they all took a 40% hit on their bank balances last night. ... Full story
EU CYPRUS CRISIS: British Expats Urged Not to Take Their Money Out of Spain
MADRID - Spain - British expats were urged to not take their money out of the next country that contagion from Cyprus will go to. ... Full story
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Apple Develops iChopping Board
CUPERTINO - USA - Floundering tech company Apple has unveiled its latest product, the iChopping Board. ... Full story