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Greece: One Picture Says it All
ATHENS - Greece - As worldwide markets tumble at the prospect of another Greek default, pictures coming from the Ministry of Finance reveal all that needs to be seen with regards to the denouement of this terrible tragedy. ... Full story
Euro Will Only Work If Britain Is Head of Single EU Government
LONDON - England - The European project can only work if the UK is at the forefront of the single currency and EU government. ... Full story
Why the ECB is Holding the World's Economy to Ransom
FRANKFURT - Germany - The European Central Bank is holding the world to ransom and will be the cause of the next Great Global Depression, purely because they refuse to print money. ... Full story
Greece Has Gun to World's Head
ATHENS - Greece - The Greek government lied to get into the eurozone, then they spent all their subsidies, and now they threaten to pull the plug on their creditors after bankrupting the country. ... Full story
The Next Step For EU is to Get Its Own Army
BRUSSELS - Belgium - They have their own currency, they have their own central bank, and they have their own flag. Of course, the next step is for the EU to get its own cohesive military. ... Full story
Merkel to Star in My Big Fat Greek Debt II
ATHENS - Greece - German Chancellor, Angela Merkel, is set to become a film star in the latest version of blockbuster 'My Big Fat Greek Debt II'. ... Full story
Greece: The Gift That Keeps Giving
BERLIN - Germany - As the famous quote goes: "Never accept Gifts From Greeks" well, the EU technocrats are finally realising that the Greeks not only love to give gifts but keep on giving them even after the wooden horse has all but disintegrated. ... Full story
Cameron: "Scotland is Key to Britain Joining Euro Currency"
LONDON - England - David Cameron is planning a backdoor entry to the euro currency via Scotland, it has been revealed. ... Full story
Captain of Doomed Italian Cruise Liner Abandoned Ship Before Passengers
GIGLIO - Italy - Captain Silvio Berlusconi was said to have been conducting a Bunga Bunga orgy just before the Italian cruise ship crashed onto rocks. ... Full story
Outrage Over Video of S&P Executives Urinating on Euro
WASHINGTON DC - USA - The much publicised video of S&P rating agency executives urinating on euro notes sprawled on the floor was made public on Wednesday raising outrage in Europe. ... Full story
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Man Blows Brains Out at Britain's Got Talent Show
LIVERPOOL - England - The audience and judges at the Britain's Got Talent show got more than they bargained for on Monday night when a man took out a revolver and shot himself in the head. ... Full story