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Cameron's Stasi Officers Closing Down Free Speech Once and For All in UK
LONDON - England - Who would have thought that someone who is meant to be a Conservative PM could do more damage to free speech and freedom than Labour's Gordon Brown could have ever dreamed about? ... Full story
EU Bank Grab Coming to UK Soon?
LONDON - England - With Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg and pro-EU Cameron making similar noises about grabbing peoples' wealth, could the Cyprus bank grab come to the UK soon? ... Full story
Cameron: "Destruction of the Pound Nearly Complete"
LONDON - England - The Prime Minister has lauded the destruction of the pound sterling currency after its value has fallen to its lowest levels yet. ... Full story
Cameron: "Britons to Have Referendum on Whether to Have Referendum"
BIRMINGHAM - England - Speaking at the Conservative party's conference, prime minister David Cameron told everyone that he would agree to the British people having a referendum on a referendum of a possible referendum about a referendum for Britain's EU membership some time eventually in the distant far future. ... Full story
Cameron's Big Brother Big Society Dream Comes True
LONDON - England - When the previous Labour government was ousted from power, people thought that the mass surveillance and loss of freedom would be alleviated by the Coalition government -- they were very wrong. Under the Coalition, loss of freedom and surveillance has increased tenfold. ... Full story
Comrade Cameron Hails Soviet British Olympic Games Ceremony
LONDON - England - The Soviet British Olympic games opening ceremony was dominated by honouring our wonderful Trade Unions, collectivist farming, soviet industrial strength and the great British welfare system, as well as other socialist issues within soviet Britain. ... Full story
Tories Unpopular Even If They're Socialists
LONDON - England - As the news came over the wires in the Conservative HQ, PM David Cameron, shook his head in disbelief. His party had lost over 800 seats in the English local elections. ... Full story
Father of Internet Berners-Lee Arrested By Comrade Cameron
LONDON - England - Tim Berners-Lee, the Father of the Internet, has been arrested and detained by agents working for Comrade Cameron, after he dared speak out about the special surveillance Glavrepertkom. ... Full story
David Cameron in New 'Come Dine With Me' Show
LONDON - England - David Cameron and his wife are to star in a new show dedicated to special guests arriving at Number10 and being wined and dined by the couple. ... Full story
Britain's Trees to be Privatised
LONDON - England - Sovereign wealth funds to be allowed to lease trees in England and Wales, says prime minister, David Cameron. ... Full story
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Apple Develops iChopping Board
CUPERTINO - USA - Floundering tech company Apple has unveiled its latest product, the iChopping Board. ... Full story