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Tories Unpopular Even If They're Socialists
LONDON - England - As the news came over the wires in the Conservative HQ, PM David Cameron, shook his head in disbelief. His party had lost over 800 seats in the English local elections. ... Full story
Father of Internet Berners-Lee Arrested By Comrade Cameron
LONDON - England - Tim Berners-Lee, the Father of the Internet, has been arrested and detained by agents working for Comrade Cameron, after he dared speak out about the special surveillance Glavrepertkom. ... Full story
David Cameron in New 'Come Dine With Me' Show
LONDON - England - David Cameron and his wife are to star in a new show dedicated to special guests arriving at Number10 and being wined and dined by the couple. ... Full story
Britain's Trees to be Privatised
LONDON - England - Sovereign wealth funds to be allowed to lease trees in England and Wales, says prime minister, David Cameron. ... Full story
Clegg Angry at Obama Cameron Relationship
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Deputy PM Nick Clegg was said to be absolutely furious that his Coalition partner PM David Cameron was getting it on with U.S. President, Barack Obama on his trip to America. ... Full story
Obama Grooming Cameron For Iran War
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Amongst the glitz and money soaked environs of America's capital city, David Cameron was awkwardly celebrated by president, Barack Hussein Obama. ... Full story
Cameron Wants to Incorporate National Hug a Banker Day
LONDON - England - David Cameron has defended his call for more understanding of why bankers commit banking - and rejected suggestions he wants people to "hug a banker". ... Full story
Cameron: "Scotland is Key to Britain Joining Euro Currency"
LONDON - England - David Cameron is planning a backdoor entry to the euro currency via Scotland, it has been revealed. ... Full story
Sarko Tells Cammo to Back Off
BRUSSELS - Belgium - In a remarkable war of words that had EU technocrats bracing for trouble, French prime minister, Nicolas Sarkozy, reduced the British PM, Cameron, to tears after telling him to back away from denigrating the euro and even tried to bar him from important EU meetings. ... Full story
Liar Cameron: "We Are Living in a Democracy"
MANCHESTER - England - The Prime Minister has shown his true colours at the Conservative Conference today by blatantly denying the British people a vote on an EU Referendum. ... Full story
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Man Blows Brains Out at Britain's Got Talent Show
LIVERPOOL - England - The audience and judges at the Britain's Got Talent show got more than they bargained for on Monday night when a man took out a revolver and shot himself in the head. ... Full story

