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IMF'd: Even Drudge Report Starts Repeating Daily Squib Headlines From 2010
LONDON - England - With news coming through the wires that the IMF needs a bailout itself, Daily Squib writers have been walking around our illustrious offices with their heads in their hands in utter disbelief that reality has caught up with some of their stories. ... Full story
Johann Hari Coming to Work For Daily Squib
LONDON - England - Award winning journalist, Johann Hari, has accepted a job offer for the Daily Squib, our editor in chief has finally announced. ... Full story
Daily Squib Backing Sarah Palin For President
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Our American offices are bristling with excitement of what is to follow in the next few months when the campaigning for the 2012 elections really gets going. ... Full story
Daily Squib Goes to High Court to Gag Any Mention of Super-Injunctions in All Media
LONDON - England - The Daily Squib has gone to the High Court and successfully won a super-injunction gagging order on super-injunctions being mentioned in any press or TV news stories ever again. ... Full story
Gordon Brown and Tony Blair Invited to Daily Squib Offices Instead of Royal Wedding
LONDON - England - After being snubbed by the royal family, Gordon Brown and Tony Blair, accepted our invitation to come to the Daily Squib offices today. ... Full story
News International Say Sorry For Trying to Hack Daily Squib
LONDON - England - News International's boss, Rupert Murdoch, has apologised profusely for trying to hack the Daily Squib and has agreed a multi-million pound payout to our paper. ... Full story
Daily Squib Tunisian Holiday Giveaway Competition
TUNIS - Tunisia - The Daily Squib is giving away hundreds of holidays to our lucky readers. So grab a much needed welcome break today with our easy online competition. ... Full story
Crazed Shoppers Raid U.S. Daily Squib Office
BUFFALO - USA - Frenzied Black Friday Christmas shoppers piled into the Daily Squib's North American offices early Friday trying to get the new Squib Christmas Bumper annual pack. ... Full story
Daily Squib Office Party Ruined by Pontins Closure
CAMBER SANDS - England - Members of the Daily Squib staff were inconsolable yesterday after hearing of the terrible news that Pontins, Britain's premier leisure destination, had been closed down forever. ... Full story
Daily Squib World Cup Offer Giving Away Free Vuvuzela CD to Every Reader
LONDON - England - Every lucky Daily Squib reader can now get their own eagerly awaited FREE vuvuzela album simply by phoning our dedicated telephone number. ... Full story
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Apple Develops iChopping Board
CUPERTINO - USA - Floundering tech company Apple has unveiled its latest product, the iChopping Board. ... Full story