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Yahoo Set to Buy New Daily Squib Startup Fumblr
SAN JOSE - USA - After a quick meeting in the dark with the demure CEO of Yahoo, Marissa Mayer, a Google defector, she calmly agreed to the $4.9 billion deal to acquire Fumb1r. ... Full story
MIT Supercomputer Developed to Write Daily Squib Stories
MASSACHUSETTS - USA - Computer geek boffins at MIT have finally developed a computer that can write Daily Squib articles operating at 5 quadrillion operations a second. ... Full story
Why Reading the Daily Squib is a 'Better Pain Relief Cure than Painkillers'
YAKIMOVO - Bulgaria - A team of neurologists found that reading anything from the Daily Squib can lead to "partial or complete relief" of head pain or any sort of pain in fact. ... Full story
Netanyahu Talks About Daily Squib at UN
NEW YORK - USA - Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu brought out a prop at the UN to illustrate what he thought of the Daily Squib newspaper. ... Full story
Pussy Riot Girls Holding Daily Squib Writers Ransom
LONDON - England - The English Pussy Riot Girls entered the Daily Squib offices at 7 am this morning and straddled the writers working in the news desk holding them ransom. ... Full story
Man Dies After Reading Daily Squib 40 Hours Straight
TAINAN - Taiwan - A man was found dead in an internet cafe after reportedly reading the Daily Squib newspaper for 40 hours straight. ... Full story
Henry Kissinger to Get Job Writing For Daily Squib
LONDON - England - Former Nixon-era Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, is dropping everything in his Connecticut ranch to fly over to Britain and start a new life as a writer on our illustrious paper. ... Full story
2012 New Year's Pledge to Save World Economy Give £5 to Daily Squib
LONDON - England - The world's economy depends on people giving a tiny bit of their wealth to beneficial organisations like the Daily Squib newspaper, a leading think tank has revealed in a new 2012 publication. ... Full story
No The Daily Squib Will Not Open an Office in North Korea
PYONGYANG - North Korea - There were scenes of mass hysteria and lamentation on Monday as millions of North Koreans openly wept in public at the terrible news that there will not be any Daily Squib offices or publications in their country in the foreseeable future. ... Full story
Daily Squib Holding Company to Start Galactic Flights £45,000 Per Ticket
LONDON - England - The Daily Squib is to become a major competitor to Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic space flights, the Squib's head of communications and space flight has announced. ... Full story
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Apple Develops iChopping Board
CUPERTINO - USA - Floundering tech company Apple has unveiled its latest product, the iChopping Board. ... Full story