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Henry Kissinger to Get Job Writing For Daily Squib
LONDON - England - Former Nixon-era Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, is dropping everything in his Connecticut ranch to fly over to Britain and start a new life as a writer on our illustrious paper. ... Full story
2012 New Year's Pledge to Save World Economy Give £5 to Daily Squib
LONDON - England - The world's economy depends on people giving a tiny bit of their wealth to beneficial organisations like the Daily Squib newspaper, a leading think tank has revealed in a new 2012 publication. ... Full story
No The Daily Squib Will Not Open an Office in North Korea
PYONGYANG - North Korea - There were scenes of mass hysteria and lamentation on Monday as millions of North Koreans openly wept in public at the terrible news that there will not be any Daily Squib offices or publications in their country in the foreseeable future. ... Full story
Daily Squib Holding Company to Start Galactic Flights £45,000 Per Ticket
LONDON - England - The Daily Squib is to become a major competitor to Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic space flights, the Squib's head of communications and space flight has announced. ... Full story
IMF'd: Even Drudge Report Starts Repeating Daily Squib Headlines From 2010
LONDON - England - With news coming through the wires that the IMF needs a bailout itself, Daily Squib writers have been walking around our illustrious offices with their heads in their hands in utter disbelief that reality has caught up with some of their stories. ... Full story
Johann Hari Coming to Work For Daily Squib
LONDON - England - Award winning journalist, Johann Hari, has accepted a job offer for the Daily Squib, our editor in chief has finally announced. ... Full story
Daily Squib Backing Sarah Palin For President
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Our American offices are bristling with excitement of what is to follow in the next few months when the campaigning for the 2012 elections really gets going. ... Full story
Daily Squib Goes to High Court to Gag Any Mention of Super-Injunctions in All Media
LONDON - England - The Daily Squib has gone to the High Court and successfully won a super-injunction gagging order on super-injunctions being mentioned in any press or TV news stories ever again. ... Full story
Gordon Brown and Tony Blair Invited to Daily Squib Offices Instead of Royal Wedding
LONDON - England - After being snubbed by the royal family, Gordon Brown and Tony Blair, accepted our invitation to come to the Daily Squib offices today. ... Full story
News International Say Sorry For Trying to Hack Daily Squib
LONDON - England - News International's boss, Rupert Murdoch, has apologised profusely for trying to hack the Daily Squib and has agreed a multi-million pound payout to our paper. ... Full story
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Man Blows Brains Out at Britain's Got Talent Show
LIVERPOOL - England - The audience and judges at the Britain's Got Talent show got more than they bargained for on Monday night when a man took out a revolver and shot himself in the head. ... Full story