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Fred Goodwin Chess Game: Queen Takes Knight
LONDON - England - Former Royal Bank of Scotland CEO, Fred Goodwin, was invited to Buckingham palace today for a game of chess he will never forget. ... Full story
Only 1000 Met Police Have Criminal Records
LONDON - England - Serious questions should be asked at the judicial courts as to why only 1000 police officers have criminal records. ... Full story
Oxford Street End of Year Stabbing Sale Goes Well
LONDON - England - The biggest Boxing Day stabbing sales frenzy in British history was marked with only thirty four stabbings yesterday as numerous bargain hunters were murdered in Oxford Street. ... Full story
Cameron's Regime on Brink of Collapse as Explosions and Rebel Gunfire Echo Around London
LONDON - England - Police forces loyal to British leader David Cameron appeared to be at the point of collapse last night as explosions and gunfire were heard in the capital city. ... Full story
Rioters Awarded ASBOs and Praised For Excellent Rioting Skills
LONDON - England - The capital's rioters were all awarded ASBO trophies and had their benefits increased yesterday by makeshift courts. They were further praised for their courage for rioting under adverse conditions. ... Full story
Labour's Children Are Revolting
LONDON - England - As the smouldering wreck of the capital city is unveiled by the morning sun, the carnage of the previous nights festivities are uncovered for the whole world to see. ... Full story
2012 London Olympics Posters Unveiled
LONDON - England - The British Olympics Committee have unveiled the posters that are set to entice Olympic fans from all over the world to the 2012 Olympics. ... Full story
Chav Hoodie Christmas in the U.K.
LONDON - England - It's shopping time for the hoodies and disenchanted youth as they go on mass flash robberies across the capital city. ... Full story
Police to be Armed With Brown Paper Bags
LONDON - England - The Metropolitan Police has got a new weapon in its fight against crime and disorder. The new weapon will be officially unveiled tomorrow by Met Police Commissioner Sir Paul Scribbers. ... Full story
U.S. Flash Mob Robbery Trend Set to Cross Atlantic
FLORIDA - USA - A new trend sweeping America is now set to cross the Atlantic to Britain, crime analysts have revealed. ... Full story
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Man Blows Brains Out at Britain's Got Talent Show
LIVERPOOL - England - The audience and judges at the Britain's Got Talent show got more than they bargained for on Monday night when a man took out a revolver and shot himself in the head. ... Full story