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First Photo of Policeman in Mitchell Plebgate Scandal
LONDON - England - The Daily Squib has secured the only photo of the policeman at the centre of the Plebgate fiasco that has gripped Whitehall and the country for the past months. ... Full story
Unarmed British Police Could Start Using Truncheons Says Commissioner
LONDON - England - Like lambs to the slaughter, the British police force are an easy target to the heavily armed criminals swarming the UK. ... Full story
New ASBO Schools to Have Own Prison Wings
LEEDS - England - The government is drafting a new White paper for the introduction of ASBO schools that will have their own prison wings for disruptive pupils. ... Full story
Man Arrested For Defending Family From Burglars
MELTON MOWBRAY - England - A man and his wife were today arrested for defending themselves from four burglars, the police have disclosed. ... Full story
Fred Goodwin Chess Game: Queen Takes Knight
LONDON - England - Former Royal Bank of Scotland CEO, Fred Goodwin, was invited to Buckingham palace today for a game of chess he will never forget. ... Full story
Only 1000 Met Police Have Criminal Records
LONDON - England - Serious questions should be asked at the judicial courts as to why only 1000 police officers have criminal records. ... Full story
Oxford Street End of Year Stabbing Sale Goes Well
LONDON - England - The biggest Boxing Day stabbing sales frenzy in British history was marked with only thirty four stabbings yesterday as numerous bargain hunters were murdered in Oxford Street. ... Full story
Cameron's Regime on Brink of Collapse as Explosions and Rebel Gunfire Echo Around London
LONDON - England - Police forces loyal to British leader David Cameron appeared to be at the point of collapse last night as explosions and gunfire were heard in the capital city. ... Full story
Rioters Awarded ASBOs and Praised For Excellent Rioting Skills
LONDON - England - The capital's rioters were all awarded ASBO trophies and had their benefits increased yesterday by makeshift courts. They were further praised for their courage for rioting under adverse conditions. ... Full story
Labour's Children Are Revolting
LONDON - England - As the smouldering wreck of the capital city is unveiled by the morning sun, the carnage of the previous nights festivities are uncovered for the whole world to see. ... Full story
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Apple Develops iChopping Board
CUPERTINO - USA - Floundering tech company Apple has unveiled its latest product, the iChopping Board. ... Full story