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Gordon Brown Warns Against Mass Youth Unemployment Epidemic Caused by His Policies

Gordon Brown Warns Against Mass Youth Unemployment Epidemic Caused by His Policies

London - England - Former prime minister, Gordon Brown, is warning the world's leaders about the unemployment explosion, and economic destruction amongst the young caused by his policies and insane spending sprees during his time in government. ... Full story

Comrade Brown, shortly after dying.

Comrade Brown is Dead!

LONDON - England - It is with great sadness that we are forced to announce the terrible news of the final passing of the great unelected comrade Brown. ... Full story

Notch another one up with the rest..

Urgent Order from Comrade Brown to Support Latest X Factor Act

GRIMLEY - England - Unelected leader of the British Soviet people, Comrade Brown today urged proles to buy more albums promoting another one of Commissar Cowell's faceless talentless brainwashed plastic X Factor robots. ... Full story

"Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed." Comrade Brown, 5th December, 2009

Urgent Climate Change Communique from Comrade Brown

COPENHAGEN - Denmark - Supreme unelected Soviet leader, comrade Brown, today reiterated to the communist State of Europe's people that it is very important to remember the Soviet Greening Project must be adhered to without fail. ... Full story

'Britain' is now dead and the EU New Age of Change has begun

Unelected Comrade Brown Thanks 'British' People for Sleepwalking into EU Marxist State

SECTOR 08 - Sector 34 - Unelected supreme commander in chief, Comrade Gordon Brown, today thanked the British proletariat for sitting back and watching all of their hard-fought freedoms disappear down an EU plughole. ... Full story

Do not be fooled by any phoney Tory policies

Comrade Brown Urges People Not to be Fooled by 'Bourgeois Capitalist Tory Scum'

LONDON - England - Unelected Supreme Commander of the British Soviet People, Comrade Gordon Brown, has told of his fears of a revolution led by remnants of a previously defeated Old-Etonion Bullingdonian bourgeoisie that has made a brief resurgence as of late. ... Full story

Comrade Jacqui Smith walks the corridors of the Politburo for the last time before her honourable discharge from service.

Comrade Smith: "My Job Is Done Here"

LONDON - England - Comrade Jacqui Smith, who has been instrumental in bringing Britain into the new era of surveillance and Stasi control, is to leave her post after completing her unholy task. ... Full story

De nihilo nihil

Comrade Darling's Brain Drain Budget Ensures Mass Defections

LONDON - England - Comrade Darling's 50% tax band hike has prompted many of the highly educated and skilled to flee Britain. ... Full story

"Taking away your freedom is an integral part of my job as supreme leader. Thank you for bending over. How about paying more tax for the pleasure as well?" a jubilant Comrade Brown laughs at the proles during a speech.

Comrade Brown Thanks Britain's People for Allowing Surveillance Society

LONDON - England - Comrade Brown addressed senior Labour Stasi and Politburo officials today in the Westminster Duma. The subject of the address by our unelected commander in chief was how easy it was for the Soviet Labour party to destroy all freedoms in the United Soviet Kingdom. ... Full story

"It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything." Comrade Brown, Politburo meeting, 2007

Comrade Brown Economic Success Hailed by IMF

LONDON - England - British Soviet Supreme Unelected Commander in Chief, Comrade Gordon Brown, has been hailed by the IMF for his stellar work in bringing forth the New Era of Change and economic Soviet Collectivized Miracle. ... Full story

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