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Chinese Space Rocket to Send 320 Thousand Astronauts Into Space At Once
BEIJING - China - The latest technical innovation from the Chinese Space Program will make history for space flight, says China's space chief, Lee Ping Hi. ... Full story
If You Want a Job Go to China or India
LONDON - England - People from both sides of the Atlantic are taking their employment into their own hands by travelling thousands of miles to China and India to get a job. ... Full story
China Buys Europe
BRUSSELS - Belgium - In a last ditch effort to save the European project, China stepped in last night with its vast cheque book and bought the whole lot. ... Full story
Chinese Want to Buy British Royal Family
BEIJING - China - Chinese Finance Minister, Hi Chintau, has spoken of his desire to buy the British royal family, in the latest round of major purchases by the cash rich country. ... Full story
Chinese Deny They Were Responsible for Tsunami
SHANGHAI - China - The Chinese Foreign Affairs minister, Ziang Long, today denied that thousands of swimmers on their beach were responsible for the tragic tsunami wave that hit Japan last week. ... Full story
When Uncle Hu Visited Washington
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Barack Obama was visited yesterday by his employer to check on how things are going these days. ... Full story
Coventry Chinese Restaurant Employs Cat Napper Mary Bale
COVENTRY - England - She may have lost her job as a bank clerk and is now one of the most reviled women in the UK, but at least Mary Bale has one champion who wants to employ her services. ... Full story
Daily Squib Office Invaded by Chinese Censor
LONDON - England - The Daily Squib offices were invaded by a visiting Chinese censor on vacation from China yesterday. ... Full story
Chinese Man Eaten by Dog
SHANGHAI - China - The tables were turned yesterday when a dog which was about to be cooked, ate Fou Fuk Dong, a 24-year-old chef during a Chinese food festival. ... Full story
China to Censor China
BEIJING - China - The Chinese president has declared all out war on China and will censor all communication in the communist country, an information ministry official said today before being censored. ... Full story
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Apple Develops iChopping Board
CUPERTINO - USA - Floundering tech company Apple has unveiled its latest product, the iChopping Board. ... Full story