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Lady KaKa Honoured for Revolutionising Music Industry
LOS ANGELES - USA - There's a new pop act on the scene who is breaking through all the adverse economic barriers catapulted in front of the Music Biz. Her name is Lady KaKa, and her success is setting record company accountants on fire. ... Full story
Celebrities Stop Farting to Curb Global Warming
GENEVA - Switzerland - The United Nations has welcomed bids from the world's top celebrities to stop passing wind thus ending the deadly march of 'climate change' threatening our delicate eco-system. ... Full story
Katie Price Received Daily Brain Botox Injections Before Jungle Show
LOS ANGELES - USA - Ex-model and author of 33 books, Katie Price, has been having daily botox doses injected into her brain cavity to prepare herself for a new reality show in the jungle. ... Full story
George Michael Builds Public Toilet in North London Home
LONDON - England - Speaking from an exact replica of a Hampstead Heath lavatory in his Highgate mansion, the famous singer is ecstatic about his new home addition. ... Full story
Katie Holmes' Plea for Help at Celebrity Dinner Party
LOS ANGELES - CA - I attended a star studded celebrity dinner last week and witnessed the harrowing cry for help from Mrs Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes. ... Full story
Kelly Osbourne Takes Up Hot Air Ballooning
LONDON - England - The multi-talented offspring of Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne plans on an epic hot air balloon journey over the Atlantic ocean. ... Full story
Exclusive First Pictures of 'Brangelina' Baby
LOS ANGELES - CA - The Daily Squib newspaper has acquired the only photographs of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's new baby, all for for the princely sum of $23 million. ... Full story
Is Emphysema the new Anorexia?
LONDON - England - The fashion and music world has found a new disease, no not Amy Winehouse -- Emphysema. ... Full story
Amy Winehouse Punches Fan After He Offers Her Singing Lessons
GLASTONBURY - England - Amy Winehouse the famous drugged up celebrity, viciously punched a singing instructor who happened to be in the audience at the Glastonbury rock concert. ... Full story
Britain's Got Stabbing
LONDON - England - Simon Scowell, Piers Moron and some dozy bint pick a winner out of the talented British knife-wielding thugs on display. ... Full story
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Man Blows Brains Out at Britain's Got Talent Show
LIVERPOOL - England - The audience and judges at the Britain's Got Talent show got more than they bargained for on Monday night when a man took out a revolver and shot himself in the head. ... Full story