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Lady GaGa Left 'Custard' in Hotel Bath
LONDON - England - Lady Gaga allegedly left "large amounts of lumpy custard and English traditional desserts" in a hotel bath, shocked staff have disclosed. ... Full story
Sally Bercow Now Living in Caravan After Leaving Husband For Gypsy
ESSEX - England - The House of Commons speaker's wife, Sally Bercow has been living on the filthy caravan site for the past two weeks, and she says she is loving her newly found freedom. ... Full story
New 'Who's the Celebrity in the Jungle' Reality Show Has TV Audiences Confused
BRISBANE - Australia - A new celebrity show from ITV has TV audiences really confused because no one knows who the celebrities are. ... Full story
Man Marries Alien From Outer Space
SEVILLE - Spain - The 61-year-old civil servant married the alien who hails from the Centaurus A (NGC 5128) galaxy, on Wednesday. ... Full story
Celebrity Gives to Charity and Does Not Invite Cameras
GAMBIA - Africa - Hollywood star Branelina Cicconio has given her entire fortune to a charity helping poor African orphans, but she did not initially tell the media, a secret Wikipeek report has revealed. ... Full story
Neglected Celebrities Lining Up For Super-Injunctions
LONDON - England - There have been reports from law courts of a remarkable increase in applications for super-injunction gagging orders because many now think this is the way to get massive publicity and catapult their waning celebrity careers. ... Full story
Bipolar Stars Discover Joy of Pole Vaulting
LOS ANGELES - USA - The latest group of bipolar celebrities are discovering new ways to help themselves with their bipolar disorders, celebrity magazine, Hello has published today. ... Full story
Celebrity Who Was NOT Hacked to Sue News of the World
LONDON - England - An unnamed celebrity who was not hacked by Rupert Murdoch's News of the World newspaper is to sue for not having their phone conversations hacked resulting in serious loss of celebrity credibility. ... Full story
Socialite Tara Palmer Tomkinson Finally Gets the Nose She Always Wanted
LONDON - England - After snorting £400 of cocaine up her nose everyday, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson has finally got the nose she was working so hard to get. ... Full story
Dumbed Down Science Programs Made My Brain into Mush
LONDON - England - After a recent spate of science programs commissioned by the BBC, many people are now complaining about how science is so dumbed down that even chavs understand it. ... Full story
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Man Blows Brains Out at Britain's Got Talent Show
LIVERPOOL - England - The audience and judges at the Britain's Got Talent show got more than they bargained for on Monday night when a man took out a revolver and shot himself in the head. ... Full story