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Silvio Berlusconi to Hold Bunga Bunga Parties in Jail
ROME - Italy - Disgraced Italian ex-prime minister, Silvio Berlusconi is to have Bunga Bunga parties in jail his aides have revealed. ... Full story
Captain of Doomed Italian Cruise Liner Abandoned Ship Before Passengers
GIGLIO - Italy - Captain Silvio Berlusconi was said to have been conducting a Bunga Bunga orgy just before the Italian cruise ship crashed onto rocks. ... Full story
Berlusconi to Save Eurozone With Massive Bunga Bunga Party
ROME - Italy - In desperation, EU bureaucrats who were dispatched to China with their begging bowls have returned empty handed, but now Italian premier, Silvio Berlusconi has come up with an amazing idea -- the mother of all Bunga Bunga parties to rescue the EU from imminent disaster. ... Full story
Berlusconi Castrated by Angry Mob of Italian Women
MILAN - Italy - In a tragic turn of events, Silvio Berlusconi, was yesterday castrated by a mob of 250 angry women who marauded through the PM's palace and dealt a vicious blow to his manhood, the Italian police have revealed. ... Full story
Italian National Anthem to Include 'Bunga Bunga' Chorus
MILAN - Italy - The Italian national anthem 'Il Canto degli Italiani' is set to have a small addition into the main chorus, a chief aide to Silvio Berlusconi has revealed. ... Full story
Berlusconi to Star in New Rocky Movie
MILAN - Italy - Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi, is to star in a new Hollywood production of Rocky it was revealed after speaking to executive producer Sylvester Stallone. ... Full story
Madonna to Adopt Bungling Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi
STRASBOURG - France - Pop hack, Madonna, who is desperate to adopt someone or something, is set to adopt the idiot Italian prime minister, Silvio Berlusconi. ... Full story
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Apple Develops iChopping Board
CUPERTINO - USA - Floundering tech company Apple has unveiled its latest product, the iChopping Board. ... Full story