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Jobless Scrounger Hits Jackpot After Eight Year Wait
WINDSOR - England - There really is help for the long term unemployed. After eight long years on the dole Waity Katie has finally hit pay dirt. ... Full story
New Incapacity Benefit Test to Save Taxpayer Billions
HEREFORD - England - New incapacity benefit test strikes fear into the hearts of the permanently unemployed. ... Full story
Three Strikes and You Go to Jail: Coalition Gets Tough on Murderers
LONDON - England - Murderers who repeatedly kill people will eventually have to go to jail under tough new Government rules. ... Full story
Benefit Scroungers Revolt When Told Benefits Capped at £26,000
LONDON - England - The Coalition government has caused a near revolt amongst the benefit scroungers after revealing plans to cap state benefits at £26,000 per annum. ... Full story
Universities Teach Degrees in 'Unemployment Studies'
NEWCASTLE - England - Universities will be forced to give compulsory courses to all students in unemployment studies says the chief coalition education Tsar, Joe Bless. ... Full story
Daily Squib Offers Solution to Britain's Feral Breeding Problem
LONDON - England - As the decline of the family unit continues its spiralling free fall into the chaotic hell of Labour's Britain, is there any hope in a wasteland bereft of any future; a gin-soaked smelly toilet of inequity festering in a cesspool of savagery where the locals participate in unimaginable acts so awful that they are wholly unprintable? ... Full story
Universities to Teach Degrees in 'Unemployment Studies'
NEWCASTLE - England - Universities will be forced to give compulsory courses to all students in unemployment studies says the chief Labour education Tsar, Timmy Mallet. ... Full story
British Father, Alfie Patten, Late Bloomer at 13
EASTBOURNE - England - The British media has shocked the nation by revealing the name of 13 year old father of one, Alfie Patten, as one of the oldest first-time fathers recorded in England and Wales. ... Full story
10 Tips to Surviving in Modern Day Britain Under Labour
The Daily Squib has compiled 10 ways you can survive the slings and arrows of outrageous credit crunch in Gordon Brown's living paradise. ... Full story
Rottweiler Attacks Down for December
SCUNTHORPE - England - Statistics for the month of December suggest an easing off of Rottweiler attacks on the Chav populations in England and Wales. ... Full story
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Apple Develops iChopping Board
CUPERTINO - USA - Floundering tech company Apple has unveiled its latest product, the iChopping Board. ... Full story