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UK Family Outcasts After Not Swindling Benefits System For Thousands
SCUNTHORPE - England - Just when you thought things couldn't get any lower in Britain, a family has been discovered living in the country who does not claim thousands of pounds on benefits and state handouts. ... Full story
Think Tank: UK Benefits System Cause of Britain's Ruin
LONDON - England - An independent think tank has released a report detailing how Britain's welfare benefits system which costs the taxpayer trillions of pounds is sucking the country into a Great Depression. ... Full story
Scots Could Lose English Benefits Bonanza if Gain Independence
GLASGOW - Scotland - Millions of Scots will probably lose their benefits from England if the country gains independence, fearful Scots have warned. ... Full story
Benefits Bonanza Means Increase in 3D TV Sales
MACCLESFIELD - England - The Chancellor's 6% increase in benefits payments means that the sales of high tech gadgets and leisure activities will increase thanks to the taxpayer. ... Full story
Rioters Awarded ASBOs and Praised For Excellent Rioting Skills
LONDON - England - The capital's rioters were all awarded ASBO trophies and had their benefits increased yesterday by makeshift courts. They were further praised for their courage for rioting under adverse conditions. ... Full story
Labour's Children Are Revolting
LONDON - England - As the smouldering wreck of the capital city is unveiled by the morning sun, the carnage of the previous nights festivities are uncovered for the whole world to see. ... Full story
Jobless Scrounger Hits Jackpot After Eight Year Wait
WINDSOR - England - There really is help for the long term unemployed. After eight long years on the dole Waity Katie has finally hit pay dirt. ... Full story
New Incapacity Benefit Test to Save Taxpayer Billions
HEREFORD - England - New incapacity benefit test strikes fear into the hearts of the permanently unemployed. ... Full story
Three Strikes and You Go to Jail: Coalition Gets Tough on Murderers
LONDON - England - Murderers who repeatedly kill people will eventually have to go to jail under tough new Government rules. ... Full story
Benefit Scroungers Revolt When Told Benefits Capped at £26,000
LONDON - England - The Coalition government has caused a near revolt amongst the benefit scroungers after revealing plans to cap state benefits at £26,000 per annum. ... Full story
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Man Blows Brains Out at Britain's Got Talent Show
LIVERPOOL - England - The audience and judges at the Britain's Got Talent show got more than they bargained for on Monday night when a man took out a revolver and shot himself in the head. ... Full story