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New BBC Celebrity Retirement Home Unveiled
MANCHESTER - England - The BBC has unveiled a retirement home exclusively for its ageing presenters and key personnel, a spokesman for the broadcasting company revealed yesterday. ... Full story
Labour Sends BBC Rottweiler After Boris
LONDON - England - The BBC's resident rottweiler Eddie Mair took a few chunks out of Boris Johnson's leg yesterday. The thing is who set up the grotesque show of ad hominem attacks on the London Mayor? Was it Labour or Cameron? ... Full story
Police Van Coming Around to the BBC on Monday to Round Up All the DJs
LONDON - England - After Jimmy Savile's child abuse revelations were finally made public recently, all male Radio 1 DJs and celebrity personalities still alive, who were key figures in the seventies and eighties, will be rounded up and taken from the BBC to Belmarsh prison, police investigators have revealed. ... Full story
Clarkson Sentenced to Death by BBC Firing Squad
LONDON - England - Top Gear presenter, Jeremy Clarkson has been sentenced to death by a BBC sponsored vote and will be executed first thing on Monday morning. ... Full story
Sarah Palin Takes Over From Michael Palin in BBC 'Pole to Pole' Series
London - England - The Monty Python star, Michael Palin, is set to take early retirement from the ongoing 'Pole to Pole' series and be replaced by American politician and presidential hopeful, Sarah Palin, the BBC has announced. ... Full story
Socialist BBC Deny Being Partial to Partiality
SALFORD - England - The BBC has been left reeling at the accusation that they are seen as being partial to partiality. ... Full story
Jacqui Smith to 'Sex Up' BBC
LONDON - England - Former Soviet mistress of the politburo, Jacqui Smith has secured a top job at the BBC, her agent announced today. ... Full story
BBC's Andrew Marr to Receive ASBO
LONDON - England - Labour dignitaries at the Brighton conference were today jubilant that PM Gordon Brown and his evil henchman, Lord Mandy, had ordered the BBC offender, Andrew Marr be given an ASBO. ... Full story
Impartial BBC to Fly Israeli Flag on News Broadcasts
LONDON - England - In an effort to remain 'impartial' the BBC is going to play the Israeli national anthem at every news broadcast. In a further bid for impartial reporting, the BBC news logo will be offset in front of an Israeli flag from now on, according to the head of news programming. ... Full story
Shock as BBC Joke Does Not Cause Mass Offence
LONDON - England - There was shock across the whole of Britain today when a BBC joke did not cause mass offence and national revulsion, especially amongst Daily Mail readers. ... Full story
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Apple Develops iChopping Board
CUPERTINO - USA - Floundering tech company Apple has unveiled its latest product, the iChopping Board. ... Full story