Obama Weed Now Free on Obamacare

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Obama has used an executive order to ensure Obamacare enrollees can roll up a nice incentive when they sign up.

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Stoner president, Barack ‘ganja’ Obama has put one of his executive orders to good use and made weed free with every Obamacare sign up.

“You know I wanted to bring back a lil of my days growing up in Hawaii. I was so high with the shroom crew sometimes that they would say come down man, you’re flying too high. I wanted to get higher. That’s why I’m president right now and those guys are still stoner losers. Here’s to Obamacare, now roll a fat one for me and y’all can thank uncle Barry for a good smoke.”

To increase enrolment on the Obamacare health system, every person that signs up will get a joint shipped over from Colorado and if you get the Gold insurance you get four joints and a bong.

On hearing about the new promotion, millions more attempted to sign up to Obamacare crashing the website for the ten thousandth time this month.