New Cigarette Drink Helping Restricted Smokers Worldwide

The cans will be sold in all shops worldwide with little restriction

LOS ANGELES – USA – A new nicotine cigarette drink is taking the world by storm because there is no smoke, it is safe to drink in public and it is cheaper than buying real cigarettes.

“This is an amazing innovation that will revolutionise the tobacco industry. You do not need to smoke a cigarette now, spill ash all over the place, get ciggy breath or be told to put it out in public. People can now enjoy our cigarettes anywhere, even in aeroplanes, court houses, schools, cafes, restaurants, gyms, wherever you want,” Dan Bottnik, brand marketing manager for the Philip Morris tobacco company told CNN Tuesday.

The main benefits of course will be for the health of smokers worldwide where coughing up a lung will now be a thing of the past.

The new Marlboro Light drinks will be released to the public with a grand ceremony in Beijing in the New Year.

“We decided that Beijing, China was the best place to introduce our product to the world because people here are such prolific smokers. Soon we will have menthol and Marlboro red pack drinks too,” the brand spokesman added.

Hollywood star, Charlie Sheen was said to be so enamoured by the new cigarette drinks that he said he wants a drip permanently in his arm filtering the drink into his veins. He will also be the face of the new Marlboro drinks in a multi million dollar sponsorship deal.

No more ash trays, butts or tobacco breath, this is a product made in heaven for smokers all over the world.

product illustration – fresh water mole – b3ta.com

  • Fred

    Once again this is a slap in the face to minorities, why there be no Newport Menthol. Once again the white devil be getting first shot at the trough and we be in the back beggin'. It is time to riot over dis injustice!