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							<title>Shooting is a Form of Greeting in America</title>
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							<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2012 10:20:00 +0100</pubDate>
							<description><![CDATA[DALLAS - USA - How do you know if an American likes you? Well, the bullet holes in your chest should be a clue.]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2012 19:52:28 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Boy, you&#039;re a real fucking wit!  Heavens, I can&#039;t stop laughing! <br />
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I&#039;m guessing you&#039;re something like a sophomore in high school. Would that be correct?   <br />
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Sophomoric in any event.You have no future as a writer, son. Try another trade.<br />
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If the publishers of this rag have been actually paying you to turn out this drivel, they should drop you now.]]></description>
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