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							<title>Bernie Madoff Starts Prison Ponzi Scheme</title>
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							<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 08:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
							<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK - USA - Manhattan's Metropolitan Correctional Center prison was buzzing with the news that the man who stashed away $67 billion somewhere is now a permanent resident.]]></description>
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											<title>King of New York</title>
											
											<category>World</category>
											<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 11:42:45 +0000</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[No where to run! They better put this guy somewhere good because everyone wants a piece of his ass! <br />
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I know people who got burnt! <br />
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He's a dead man walking!!!!]]></description>
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											<title>nerds?</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 20:22:13 +0000</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[What a clever man.<br />
He also learnt the rules of the game well.<br />
Now he is also under government protection.<br />
He can sleep peacefully now.<br />
All others are now considered would-be terrorists !<br />
Who or what can they do ?<br />
He will live well....'flamed primed ribs', anyone?]]></description>
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