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							<title>Scientists Breed First Ever Miniature Great White Sharks</title>
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							<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2012 14:40:00 +0100</pubDate>
							<description><![CDATA[MIAMI - USA - The Great White shark is one of the most fearsome creatures swimming around our oceans and the adult Carcharodon carcharias can grow to over 25 feet. Scientists have now bred mini Great Whites that only grow to 4 inches length as adults.]]></description>
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											<title>uio</title>
											
											<category>Sci/Tech</category>
											<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2012 15:57:51 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[idiots]]></description>
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											<title>John - Texas</title>
											
											<category>Sci/Tech</category>
											<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2012 19:20:10 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[I would never allow my 9year old play with a great white however small this is irresponsible science to go along with the irresponsible parents who allow their kids to keep such pets.]]></description>
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											<title>David C. Powell</title>
											
											<category>Sci/Tech</category>
											<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2012 18:06:45 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Please where can I get one.. ?]]></description>
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											<title>Dan Ingram</title>
											
											<category>Sci/Tech</category>
											<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2012 19:16:44 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[I want to put these in a swimming pool to see what happens? I went to my local aquarium to day and they said they never heard about em. Maybe it too early?]]></description>
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											<title>luke</title>
											
											<category>Sci/Tech</category>
											<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 09:46:03 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Really? <br />
and what if they are released into the wild? Are these so-called sientists THAT stupid?]]></description>
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											<title>Ilona Urbanski</title>
											
											<category>Sci/Tech</category>
											<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 10:01:22 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[I am sure there will be lawsuits when people have their fingers bitten off. That girl in the photo is in danger@@@]]></description>
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											<title>GK</title>
											
											<category>Sci/Tech</category>
											<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 10:07:33 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[This isn&#039;t real is it?]]></description>
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											<title>I think it is a load of croc !</title>
											
											<category>Sci/Tech</category>
											<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 10:25:42 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[I think it is a load of croc ! and ,Mini Elephants ? your kidding ...]]></description>
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											<title>Rodger</title>
											
											<category>Sci/Tech</category>
											<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 10:29:35 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[What a load of bollocks. It makes me sick to see science be abused like this!! How much did they pay those frickin scientists????]]></description>
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											<title>Serotonin</title>
											
											<category>Sci/Tech</category>
											<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 10:30:49 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[How do these expect these not to be released into the wild already being sold in aquariums worldwide?? seems very irresponsible]]></description>
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											<title>BIG AL</title>
											
											<category>Sci/Tech</category>
											<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 11:03:10 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[OPINIONS are like ASSHOLES everybody has one J.T                                                                    so where can i get a breeding pair]]></description>
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											<title>NivagRolyan</title>
											
											<category>Sci/Tech</category>
											<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 14:18:13 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[All very well, but do they glow in the dark?  I want a set of geneticlly engineered &quot;miniature glow in the dark vertebrates&quot;. [Think, 4 inch glow in the dark elephants, 6 inch glow in the dark white sharks]]]></description>
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											<title>Harri</title>
											
											<category>Sci/Tech</category>
											<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 15:03:30 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[This does bring up an important issue. Not wanting pets to be released in to the wild does not amount to anything: &quot;The Great White mini sharks will not be released in to the wild&quot;. There are many cases of aquaculture or pet escape in to wild populations and the detrimental effect they have, especially with highly active predators. Such as aquarium trade in lion fish, which is currently clearing many tropical waters of native fish that are not adapted to its tactics. Don&#039;t flush your aquarium fish down the toilet people!]]></description>
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											<title>Robbie C.</title>
											
											<category>Sci/Tech</category>
											<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 17:33:59 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[O Woooh I want me a pet Great White does anyone know when they&#039;re coming to the shops? I heard from someone maybe June next year I cant wait that long tho!!!!?!? Waaaaah!!!!!!]]></description>
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											<title>Mikes</title>
											
											<category>Sci/Tech</category>
											<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 19:17:02 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Look at the Lion Fish issue in the Caribbean.  If this is even true,  someone will eventually release them into the ocean.]]></description>
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											<title>jm</title>
											
											<category>Sci/Tech</category>
											<pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2012 08:12:22 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[I think this may be a survey of sort IQ perhaps?]]></description>
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											<title>Thomas</title>
											
											<category>Sci/Tech</category>
											<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2012 10:11:53 +0000</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Honestly I hate Sharks but this small white sharks is really good looking.]]></description>
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											<title>lovelysharks</title>
											
											<category>Sci/Tech</category>
											<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2012 03:03:30 +0000</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[wow, that IS amazing..]]></description>
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											<title>Talia</title>
											
											<category>Sci/Tech</category>
											<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 18:39:15 +0000</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[I&#039;d like to empty a tub of these mini sharks into a public swimming pool somewhere. Where can I get them?]]></description>
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											<title>cool kid</title>
											
											<category>Sci/Tech</category>
											<pubDate>Sat, 13 Apr 2013 01:11:18 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[i have been looking to buy a mini Great White for some time now, i finally get my parnet to say yea. Then even got a tank now i need find out how get one!]]></description>
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											<title>Aimie</title>
											
											<category>Sci/Tech</category>
											<pubDate>Sat, 13 Apr 2013 01:32:14 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[I am with David i want you so bad and i all ready have a tank? Someone help me out]]></description>
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