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							<title>Mick Jagger: Rolling Stones Might Retire in 2025</title>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 19 Dec 2010 10:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
							<description><![CDATA[LONDON - England - Mick Jagger has told Rolling Stone magazine that the Rolling Stone&#039;s might consider retiring in 2025.




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							<pubDate>Sun, 28 Nov 2010 21:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
							<description><![CDATA[NORTH POLE - Arctic - Documents released by whistle-blowing website WikiLeaks have revealed sensitive information regarding the world&#039;s Christmas gift list, the Times reported Sunday.]]></description>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 21 Nov 2010 06:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
							<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON DC - USA - Critics of Barack Hussein Obama say that he has created more discord, polarity, bankruptcy and hopelessness. They are right. That was his job in the first place.]]></description>
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							<title>Pope Benedict XVI Visits Britain</title>
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							<pubDate>Sat, 18 Sep 2010 23:06:00 +0100</pubDate>
							<description><![CDATA[LONDON - England - When he&#039;s not staring at worshippers with his hypnotic demonic gaze or sacrificing babies to Baal in the Vatican crypt, Pope Benedict likes to take trips abroad to convert more people to the ways of the Catholic church.]]></description>
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							<title>Hague: &quot;I'm Not Gay But My Boyfriend Is&quot;</title>
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							<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 22:31:00 +0100</pubDate>
							<description><![CDATA[LONDON - England - Conservative central office was in turmoil today after the Foreign Secretary, William Hague was forced to deny that he employed the services of a young man in a hotel room during the election campaign.]]></description>
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							<title>Spain Closed Down for Michelle Obama Shopping Trip</title>
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							<pubDate>Sat, 07 Aug 2010 13:06:00 +0100</pubDate>
							<description><![CDATA[COSTA DEL SOL - Spain - American taxpayers were footing another massive bill last night after the president&#039;s wife, Michelle Obama, flew in to the country on an exclusive shopping trip.]]></description>
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							<title>Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport</title>
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							<pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 23:19:00 +0100</pubDate>
							<description><![CDATA[DENVER - USA - A full body scanner operator was caught masturbating during a scanning session by airport staff late Tuesday.]]></description>
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							<title>Why Social Networking Has Been Best Tool for Criminals and Governments</title>
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							<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 08:10:00 +0100</pubDate>
							<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON DC - USA - Once upon a time it used to be quite hard for the government and criminals to get private data from individuals, nowadays the information gleaned from social networking sites is so vast that they have been overwhelmed.]]></description>
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							<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 07:42:00 +0100</pubDate>
							<description><![CDATA[LONDON - England - As the unelected imposter in chief prepares to leave Downing Street for the last time, the country is bracing itself for the many years of pain and 'austerity' that will be needed to repair itself after thirteen years of hurt and unbearable misery.]]></description>
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							<title>Lady GaGa to Present Amputated Leg to Lucky Fan</title>
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							<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 18:20:00 +0100</pubDate>
							<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES - USA - After having her leg spectacularly amputated for art, the pop star Lady GaGa is to present the preserved appendage to one of her fans after they win a bizarre competition, her management said today.]]></description>
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