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Hague: "I'm Not Gay But My Boyfriend Is"
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by Guido Balks on 01/09/2010 22:31:00

LONDON - England - Conservative central office was in turmoil today after the
Foreign Secretary, William Hague was forced to deny that he employed the
services of a young man in a hotel room during the election campaign.

"It's all quite innocent. I was showing him the ropes about how Westminster
works i.e. bend over and take it up the dirt hole. In my defence, I drank 14
pints of Best. Er, even though I'm a millionaire many times over I shared a room
with my 25 year-old gay chauffeur, let's just say it's an austerity thing. Of
course, because of the hotel room 'favours' I then gave him a high paying job as
a special researcher," Mr Vague told a Commons committee hearing on Tuesday.
Speaking from Downing Street, PM David Cameron has stated that the entire
Conservative party is right behind William Hague.
Smokeless fire?
"No doubt, this will be another episode of the Tory wife standing by her man
through thick and thin," a Westminster commentator told the Telegraph.
In Mr Vague's case, it's another case of an ex-public school boy hiding the
sausage with a twink or two while the frigid Tory wife sits at home watching the
news at Ten. No news there at all then.