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							<title>Semen Proven to Increase Life Expectancy</title>
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							<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2007 08:37:00 +0100</pubDate>
							<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON DC - USA -  Women who make regular contact with semen live longer and age less than women who do not, scientists have discovered.]]></description>
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											<title>steelemarine</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:38:28 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[so your telling my if i jizz on someones face i can make them live longer. I'm gonna go try that right now!]]></description>
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											<title>Laila</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 07:12:08 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Jaan....<br />
Lets do some playing facial rub next time:)]]></description>
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											<title>Harley</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 21:05:24 +0000</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[My girlfriend said she wanted a facial for her birthday<br />
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											<title>alexandra swingrover</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 09:49:07 +0000</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[That's horseshit, and had to have been written by a sexually depraved male, or by a long shot, a sex addicted female who is experiencing a combination of intemperance and letting multiple partners ejaculate on her face regularly. Regardless of that, sex is fun, great exercise, feels good, and helps your body with things that are beyond most of what whoever is reading this, is capable of understanding. Being 18 years of age and being pre-med, I can assure that I have the experience with the intercourse and the attained education to say that.]]></description>
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											<title>Andy</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 00:30:35 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[What do you call a scouser with spunk round her mouth?<br />
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Employed.]]></description>
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											<title>roy</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 19:42:41 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[I trust any research claiming that semen is good for women's skin.]]></description>
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											<title>nobby mengele</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 17:53:35 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[My wife gives the best blow jobs in town.<br />
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According to what's written on this toilet door.]]></description>
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											<title>Eric</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 04:56:40 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[I would like to see this test done for the gay community. Especially comparing the vaginal benefits listed here to any potential anal ones.]]></description>
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											<title>Diggy Zazz</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2010 16:58:25 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[The major chemical now known to be operating here is spermidine.  Rats and worms fed it increased their lifespan by 30%.<br />
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Never mind vaginal/anal.  Just drink it!  Women, drink your guy's.  Guys, drink your own.<br />
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That's the secret.]]></description>
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											<title>Gurgaon Escorts</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Tue, 08 Feb 2011 09:23:31 +0000</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Your post is a serious post.And I means it is true story.It is a great post.Thanks For this article shearing us]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2011 05:42:51 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[You just want girls to swallow loads and take loads bahaha]]></description>
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											<title>Willy Pumper</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2011 19:22:49 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s science...how can you argue with science?]]></description>
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											<title>Psychonautilus</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Sun, 07 Aug 2011 21:52:05 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Who said women are the only ones who can swallow semen and benefit from it? ^_^<br />
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Oh, right, stuck-up scientific minds did... I guess they are correct then...]]></description>
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											<title>sam </title>
											
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											<pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2011 01:50:39 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[You know this scientist doesn&#039;t believe a word of what he&#039;s saying, because if he really believed that semen could increase lifespan his first thought would be if he could get those same benefits for himself! The fact that he&#039;s restricting it to just women makes it sound like this is just a trick to get women to want more semen, lol.]]></description>
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											<title>Jezza</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2011 21:43:32 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[That prostitute looks like Anne Coulter.]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2011 22:16:37 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Apparently eating bananas makes your spunk taste nice.<br />
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Reckon that&#039;s why so many black guys get blow jobs?]]></description>
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											<title>J</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 09:48:15 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Thanks for this report I&#039;m going to suck as many mens cocks as I can my name&#039;s Janice and I&#039;m 19, I love sucking men off and I wear special lipstick I have a tongue ring so I can swish around the head. I&#039;m from New Jersey and I love to drink it all up. My bf Gary doesn&#039;t know how much I love it, he thinks he&#039;s the only one. hmmmm.........<br />
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See u soon boyz...........<br />
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XXXXXXX]]></description>
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											<title>Ray</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 09:21:13 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[hey honey I go to Jersey city to work. Meet me at Henry&#039;s 34 exchange place. My email is tambi345@yahoo.com we can arrange whatever you want.]]></description>
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											<title>KC</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 20:20:26 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[OMG I showed this to my gf and she gave me a damn good bj!!! Thank you Squib!!! LOL]]></description>
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											<title>Mannie</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 08:51:15 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[I find this article is sexist because it does not include gay men like me. As a gay man I drink a lot of spunk and I have not found to have any youthful properties in it even though I sample many different men in a single week. Why should women have the fun and the benefits? Also does it work when we have anal sex? I want the good doctor to do some research for gays too. Women are sooo last century...]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 22:14:42 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[your sick! go suck aids bitch]]></description>
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											<title>Pauly</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Sun, 21 Aug 2011 09:03:30 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Hi my names&#039;s Pauly and I would like to meet you Janice. I&#039;m from Jersey City too and can come over your place or mine or we could meet anywhere you want. I&#039;m 6&#039;4 and blond hair easy going and I gotta six pack betta than the Situation. I can&#039;t wait to shoot my load.....if u wanna meet me at Ashbury Park board walk just left of the gates at 7 pm tonight.]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Sun, 21 Aug 2011 19:44:49 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[So, you might just be trolling. But, hypothetically, it should be just as effective for a gay male who ingests the semen. In addition, if the findings in the article are legitimate, the effects take place over a period of almost 50 years, so they&#039;re probably pretty gradual.]]></description>
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											<title>Angie</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 09:50:02 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[I don&#039;t think it works for gay men because they spread AIDS and are very promiscuous. You gays are spreading HIV like wildfire. So the more you guys suck each other off the more HIV you get. God said that man and woman should be together and not men and men. If you fags read the Bible you will see the word of God.]]></description>
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											<title>Sam</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 10:32:30 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[your clearly incredibly stupid]]></description>
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											<title>Chronic Masturbater/Ass Fucker</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 10:37:43 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Clearly you need to have more Gay sex. I think you&#039;d be much less uptight if you got crammed more often.]]></description>
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											<title>James</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 11:06:27 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[So, by being the age of 18 and a pre-med major (at least that is what I&#039;m assuming when you say pre-med) you think you know something when it comes to sex? I like how you think you have more knowledge on intercourse than other people when you probably just started having sex two years ago. Good job on the chauvinistic attitude. And being a pre-med major? Wow, congrats. That means... Absolutely nothing. Especially since you are 18 are probably just started college, maybe ending your freshman year of it. Anybody who took a biology class would know as much as you. You post is the ultimate sign of your ignorance. Good job. I give you a thumbs up for you completely idiotic comment that provided me some entertainment for your stupidity. Try talking again when you have completed a little more school and that &quot;pre-med&quot; actually means something.]]></description>
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											<title>Angie</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 11:51:57 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[You&#039;re disgusting sodomizers. You disgust me. <br />
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Leviticus 20:13, &quot;If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.&quot; <br />
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Leviticus 18:22, &quot;Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.&quot;]]></description>
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											<title>beautyfreedomtruthlove.tumblr.com</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 14:24:21 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Too bad I&#039;m a lesbian.<br />
Looks like I&#039;m screwed, hahahah.]]></description>
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											<title>Brian</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 15:21:45 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[&quot;Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.&quot;-- Timothy 2:11-12<br />
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Go make me a sandwich.]]></description>
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											<title>Apostate</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 15:27:21 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Do you really want to go the Leviticus route?  Reread the entirety of that mother again, keeping Matthew 5:17-20 in mind.  And before you run to the Epistles of Paul, I ask you:  are you Christian?  Or &quot;Paulian?&quot;<br />
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Keep your self-serving bigotry and hypocrisy to yourself, zealot.]]></description>
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											<title>Dan</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 16:49:56 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Straight ppl get aids too so don&#039;t be dragging ur xtian shit onto that disease. its for everyone.]]></description>
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											<title>larry</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 17:15:34 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[This is the best study ever. I love science man i showed this to my girl and i heard a zipping noise.....wooooow!!!!!! heheheheh!!!! we want more of these kinda studies happenin]]></description>
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											<title>Robyn</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 17:43:02 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Study author Clifford J. Ponsonby, Ph.D, came up with the idea for this study as part of a project in which he was trying to figure out why he couldn&#039;t get laid. &quot;Hey, it&#039;s science!&quot; he said. &quot;It&#039;s not MY fault if I use it to further my own ends.&quot;]]></description>
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											<title>science nerd</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 18:34:59 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Its a proven fact that if a guy ingests his own sperm it will actually make him infertile.. Just food for thought before you guys start thinking about drinking your own stuff..]]></description>
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											<title>upmybum</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 18:43:44 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Us gays need to boycott this study I mean how awful that they have decided to ignore a whole segment of our society. It looks like a fabulous study until I saw that the only benefits are for women. They need to do more gay studies for semen it is only right my darlings ooh I might petition my nearest scientist for a sperm sample and some research hmmm can&#039;t wait.......]]></description>
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											<title>Tyler</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 23:07:44 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[You act as if the word of god means anything.]]></description>
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											<title>LivelongwithJizz</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 23:09:38 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[I wonder if my wife will just hold it in her mouth and spit it into mine every time. I want to live longer too. I can eat the cream pies too.]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 06:23:23 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[What the fuck is wrong with you...]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 13:08:19 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Not really the way I thought a person who knows about the Bible would speak. I mean you want to be a &quot;witness&quot; to the world, &quot;watch the way you speak&quot;. It&#039;s also a proven fact my dear Bible Reader that bisexual men are the ones who are actually spreading a lot of the STIs in the world. And from what I&#039;ve seen during my life, there are a few churchie men who play hide the sausage too!]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 13:15:54 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[I want to thank this study by these scientists. I was at a club lastnight and I took home this babe. However much I tried and tried I could not get anything out of her, I was begging on the floor......so I showed her this link. Let&#039;s just say the gates were opened then. Thank thank you a thousand zillion times ......best time ever,,,,,,,,]]></description>
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											<title>Lisa</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 15:01:16 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[I love guzzling...c&#039;mon boyzzz...<br />
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											<title>protest-ant</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 15:05:16 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[That&#039;s right!  What&#039;s wrong with you??  It&#039;s &quot;we gays&quot;.]]></description>
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											<title>Frank en stien</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 18:03:26 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[I can not believe you gay men, Calling this study racist and anti gay. Of course sperm only benefits women you dorks, SEX and exchange of fluids was designed for Man to WOMAN it&#039;s part of the chemical chains of life. Whether you like it or not SEX was intended to be experienced between the 2 sexes not man to man or woman to woman. This is by grand design. Anything else is just SEX not love making. Get it???? I don&#039;t care if you gay men want to pack each others pud up your asses, Go for it but your not going to benefit positively and you may get aids. there are reasons why gay men have to fight many obstacles including not being accepted in main stream society and high risk disease. I&#039;m not trying to be mean to gay men it&#039;s just that facts are facts.]]></description>
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											<title>Peter S.</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 18:17:05 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[I want to thank you guys for getting me my first BJ I showed this report to my girlfriend and she finally agreed after six months of very hard work.]]></description>
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											<title>Katie</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 19:19:05 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[I want to live forever and I will do anything you want from me...]]></description>
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											<title>Julie</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 20:15:48 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[This is what I been waiting for...I&#039;m going clubbing tonight in Newcastle town centre. I&#039;m going to get as many lovely c*cks as I can. I&#039;m loving it......<br />
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XXXXX]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 20:17:12 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Ballin!!!! Oh, wait...]]></description>
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											<title>BG</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 20:33:02 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Most awsome comment ever!!!]]></description>
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											<title>Marc</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 21:14:21 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Am I the only one who knows that&#039;s a photo of Ann Coulter?]]></description>
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											<title>Kongg</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 02:28:58 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[It may be more beneficial for women than men because men already have all those juicy chemicals coursing through their body(?), while women are ingesting those chemicals and getting a boost of testosterone, oestrogen, prolactin, etc, etc that they wouldn&#039;t otherwise have gotten.  Women&#039;s bodies may process these chemicals differently than men&#039;s, just like women benefit more from calcium, iron and such-and-such vitamins than men (who benefit from vitamins.  While I don&#039;t think this study is sexist, I do agree they are missing out on a large semen-consuming population and there should be a study for gay men, and then perhaps transsexuals, and everyone else in between.  <br />
And to all you bible bashers in here, just shut the hell up.  I&#039;m so tired of your blowing false facts out your asses.  Just because someone is gay, they automatically have AIDs? Go get an edumacation that didn&#039;t come from a pamphlet with a cartoon on it.  idiots.]]></description>
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											<title>Brittni</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 06:48:20 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Yeah well nobody here wants herpes, so you can take your leatherbag vag back to the truck stop. K, thanksbye.]]></description>
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											<title>Mary, Los Angeles</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 12:26:23 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s true I&#039;ve been rubbing it into my skin for 40 years and I have no need for any cosmetic botox rubbish or anything. Just think girls, sperm is the stuff of life. It is fertility that you are using, whiche ever way you do it. You are using life force. I swear by it.]]></description>
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											<title>Andre</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 18:12:10 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Now I&#039;d like to see results of this study at the men&#039;s side. If it&#039;s positive for the women to use semen, what about the men who are expelling a lot of it? Then they will age faster, have poor skin, etc.]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 19:16:31 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Ewwww, you are so what is wrong with this world!]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 21:10:28 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[I&#039;m going to live longer then you...stupid little girl]]></description>
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											<description><![CDATA[no one care but the gays u have to be a bitch about it]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 08:28:12 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Doesn&#039;t matter who lives longer, it matters who lives the best. Worrying about how many wrinkles you have is a way worse life then just enjoying the short amount of time we have here. Also I&#039;m a lesbian, I look super young, I am skinny and cute as fuh and I didnt need to rub semen in my face to be this way :)]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 12:00:30 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[haha fuck that im going to sell my soul to live for ever]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 23:03:05 +0100</pubDate>
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											<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 08:09:14 +0100</pubDate>
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											<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 23:57:35 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Nope.  I&#039;m pretty sure Ann Coulter knows, too.]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Sat, 27 Aug 2011 20:25:55 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[This has been written on the books of TAO thousands of years ago, that&#039;s no big discovery guys. I suggest you read more about Taoism and you&#039;ll see how scientists are only confirming stuff that has been already discovered many many years ago...]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Sun, 28 Aug 2011 13:24:00 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[What about the effect of semen on men who swallow.?]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2011 16:48:54 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[It seems the study doesn&#039;t say if certain men or women prefer to have semen on them. Those that want the semen on them may already have a physiological or physical difference. Not stating that it is not true but......]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2011 20:49:45 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[I know my mom never gave head tto anyone. She had her last sexual intercourse before she was 43. She died last year at 90. I know that no form of birth control was ever used. She was a strict Roman Catholic and that is forbidden.]]></description>
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											<title>loral</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2011 18:26:23 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[One of the major ingredients of &#039;Face cream&#039; as sold by a major retailer, is hyaluyronic acid. This is a key constituent of semen. Well it&#039;s better than egg on your face.]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2011 21:59:20 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[1:5 of every adult over 16 will test positive for genital herpes. Yes. You read that right. 1:5. Of those that have it, only 10% will know, another 20% will have one symptom and not recognise it, and 70% will not have a clue. Blisters or not, all are equally infectious. And before anyone thinks they&#039;ve been to the clinic and been tested for everything, they did not test you for that! Guaranteed! So before you start stigmatising herpes, it could be you!<br />
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As a last note, by the time you are 60, if you don&#039;t test positive for herpes, you will be in the vast minority for your age.<br />
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Conclusion? It&#039;s a totally harmless virus and if you don&#039;t have it already, you almost certainly will. The stigma you hold was created in a media campaign by Wellcome pharmaceuticals in 1972 in order to sell drugs. Before then, nobody gave a crap.]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 05:35:33 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Wow, you know a lot about your mother&#039;s sex life. In the realm of sex, a lot of things go on behind closed doors in the darkness of night. On the other hand, a purposeful sex life relates to a lot of beneficial health issues that contribute to a healthy life. A purposeful sex life refers to different things for each person. For some it&#039;s abstinence or a limited engagement, and for others it full participation.]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 21:11:04 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[These scientists are really great in the last week I have received 4 bj&#039;s from different girls. ...I want to thank this scientist dude wow! If Only I could send you a thank you letter or maybe a bottle of whisky. Jeezus this has been the best week of my life and the girls are loving it they want to keep giving more and more and so do I oh wow...]]></description>
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											<title>Harriet</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 07:38:47 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[How are lesbians supposed to get sperm? We don&#039;t want aything to do with men Mabe i&#039;ll go to a sperm bank and ask &#039;em for a few cups.]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 21:20:04 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Barbara ... what have I been saying all along ... sperm is good for you, now even the scientists agree!]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2011 14:43:56 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[A scientific study (and the Tao) is helpful, but I hear it tastes awful... How &#039;bout a few recipes?]]></description>
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											<title>That Guy</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2011 06:39:47 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Taoists also believe that sex shouldn&#039;t be done regularly.  I should be limited and as you get older you should be having less and less of it, because the man loses chi when ejaculating.]]></description>
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											<title>threenotch</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2011 23:27:16 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[it makes them gay...<br />
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											<title>Drusilla</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 09:50:11 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Hi I just googled that question cuz i was curious too. lol<br />
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http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_foods_can_you_eat_to_make_your_sperm_taste_good<br />
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I&#039;m going to make my man eat lots pineapple...]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 03:20:35 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959   Here you are ;)]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 05:27:28 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[or bird poop for that matter...]]></description>
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											<title>bamboozer</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 08:32:26 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[A single swallow does not a summer make.<br />
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So happy swallowing.]]></description>
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											<title>jess</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 08:20:58 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[just think how long your mom would have lived if she HAD given head]]></description>
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											<title>Tom</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 01:30:01 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Clearly you need some... MAYBE you&#039;ll learn how to spell]]></description>
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											<title>Jessica</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 05:47:33 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[I shall live forever!!!!!! Mwahahahaha I was wondering why I&#039;m losing weight even though I eat crappy food ;]]]></description>
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											<title>professional masturbator</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 06:11:15 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Oh...that&#039;s why my stomach looks 25 and the rest of me 60.]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 06:58:18 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[how the hell would you know that?]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2011 04:30:29 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[nice study!! Well who wants some of my anti ageing potion???]]></description>
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											<title>Kaylee</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 01:03:06 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Two of the main ingredients in anti-wrinkle cream are foreskins and the enzymes in sperm...]]></description>
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											<title>James T.</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2011 10:53:23 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[My wife is a prude she does not let me have sex with her and she definately does not give me mouth sex down there. I showed here this piece and she is now actually enthusiastic i won&#039;t go into detail but this is incredible i feel like a man again. I can&#039;t thank you guys enough before my life was an empty shell of nothing now i have a reason to live. God bless you all.]]></description>
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											<title>dan</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 12:17:42 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[you poor sod i&#039;m glad she came round]]></description>
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											<title>mmillerbl</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 04:28:51 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[i think there is truth tio it..i am 50..i look 30..my friends look like santa claus and want to know how i do it.......i think..sex is good for this..i think eating cum can do what they say ..but i need to know that..are these chemicals the only kind in the world........and also the dna is there and proteins some super complicate........i am a hetersexual..but i do believe woman should eat cum at least once or twice a week..and also rum it on their skin..and do facials with it.......sure its gross..it seems but i remeber when they eat mine..theywould say if i was sick it was salty..when i was healthy they said..dam that taste so good and sweet....if we could only make thjis senthically....as a drink or a skin cream...it would be good.chemicals...to have...even to inject //as.....a inhibitor of.......skin wrinkles..and a source of longity.......i think can obsorb through the skin......perhaps as a potion.....i think these chemicals are rare hard to find......or market i mean....i enjoy seeing the chicks eat my hot cum..and play with it......sure they seem like sluts ..but i think they know it is not only kinky but science tells them it is healthy for them to have cum in them..]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 19:28:38 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[And this is your WIFE? there is something really wrong with this picture.]]></description>
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											<title>Ken</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 04:36:33 +0000</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Some of the responses are so funny but &quot;threenotch&quot;, yours beats them all....LOL!]]></description>
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											<title>Pseudonym</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 01:06:16 +0000</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[I have never had problems getting some, but I&#039;ve had a lot of problems getting head from inept girls who never got rid of their gag reflex. Now that I have this bookmarked, the world is my oyster!<br />
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Oh, and @Upmybum - Just because they did a heterosexual study doesn&#039;t mean you need to boycott it and get all &#039;butthurt&#039; about it.... See what I did there? For real, I have gay friends, but none of them are gay bitches. You&#039;re still a man, so &#039;suck it up&#039; XD]]></description>
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											<title>Karen Affeldt</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 18:57:35 +0000</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Well then, I guess I&#039;ll probably live forever]]></description>
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											<title>Eve</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 02:46:26 +0000</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Fact: Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are clinically proven to prevent tooth decay.<br />
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There&#039;s something you don&#039;t see on the Colgate advert. ]]></description>
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											<title>Barry Haiton</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 09:45:25 +0000</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[If porn is defined as &#039;something you lose interest in immediately after ejaculation&#039;,<br />
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does that make my girlfriend a porn star?]]></description>
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											<title>Harold</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 08:13:55 +0000</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[As a gay man I drink a lot of cum. I live in San Francisco. We have so much free public sex and we love it. Can anyone tell me if I will live longer because I love taking gallons of man juice. I think I&#039;m going to live forever.]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 09:12:13 +0000</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[your disgusting bitch. one day u get aids.]]></description>
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											<title>Danny</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 23:21:46 +0000</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[iam surprised &amp; I.didn&#039;t know semen can be so helpful to women.wow thanks go scientists hey.keep digging guys about semen can do in future]]></description>
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											<title>Jenny m</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 14:58:36 +0000</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[My husband Joe is a very lucky man, I love to give him a bj once a day, and if I go without I get really anxios. I&#039;m in my 40&#039;s and people always tell me my skin looks 20 yrs younger. I swear by the stuff.]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2012 15:20:22 +0000</pubDate>
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											<pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2012 09:08:31 +0000</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[This is the best article ever!!!!]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 06:34:10 +0000</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Manny,<br />
<br />
It&#039;s all about evolution and biological imperatives.<br />
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The simple fact is the basic biologic purpose of all living things is to breed.<br />
<br />
Breeding works via a mechanism where the Male puts semen into the Woman.<br />
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Over millions of years evolution has build in certain advantages to this exchange.<br />
<br />
Another interesting fact is that women that absorb semen in their bodies are far less prone to depression.<br />
<br />
It all makes sense,<br />
<br />
Nature want mens to put baby juice in the ladies.<br />
nature therefore makes baby juice good for the ladies.<br />
<br />
*** Please don&#039;t let this get you down, even if there isn&#039;t any actual chemical benefit never overlook the benefits that come from that sublime sense of well being that you experience when some guy is slamming his big fat cock down your throat or pumping loads of hot dick custard up your ass.]]></description>
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											<title>Charlie Allen</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 14:40:33 +0000</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Oh gosh I wanna thank you Daily Squib last night I came home and my gf gave me the best bj I ever had in my life. She said she wants to do it all the time now and I am so overjoyed I&#039;d do anything for her anything. Wow they need to do more studies like this one. She said someone tweeted this article to her. I love u guys thank you and I will always be in your service.]]></description>
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											<title>Dan</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 06:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[damn! lets share the knowledge! women must know about our magic and since we want them to live forever we shall provide!]]></description>
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											<title>bullshit</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2012 15:11:06 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[I just guzzled a load..]]></description>
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											<title>bawls</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 03:14:58 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Well better to be safe than sorry... guzzle that jizz!]]></description>
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											<title>Ruben</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 04:53:47 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[I&#039;d like to see the study they based this article on.]]></description>
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											<title>Truth Tell</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 22:09:05 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[&quot;Women who ingested semen orally were also found to increase their ability to succeed in jobs and wealth as well as brain power and have beautiful ageless glowing skin.&quot;<br />
<br />
Are you kidding? This is such a non-sense. I am guessing that this whole article is a made-up bs written by a man. Where is the link to the official study papers?<br />
<br />
What does psychology have to do sperm?<br />
<br />
I&#039;d be very surprised if there is in fact a psychologist by the name of Clifford J. Ponsonby, Ph.D.]]></description>
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											<title>JULES</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 11:42:16 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[THANK YOU D. SQUIB THANK YOU SO SO MUCH! WOWO!!11 THIS IS THE BEST ARTICLE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD]]></description>
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											<title>Ummmm</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 18:06:07 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[C&#039;mon!! This is common knowledge amongst women who have known for centuries about the properties of male sperm. Just think for a second where does LIFE COME FROM? <br />
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											<title>Mayra Sanchez</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 15:45:27 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Ok just did my research and --&gt; check out 3.<br />
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&quot;I can’t resist another plug for semen. It’s possible that male goo can lower blood pressure. Another recent study found that women who gave their men oral sex, and swallowed, had a lower risk of preeclampsia, the dangerously high blood pressure that sometimes accompanies pregnancy.<br />
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No, I’m not making this up. “The present study shows that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia,” said the Dutch authors. &quot;<br />
<br />
So wahey for sperm it really does work... Come on all you men... :-))))<br />
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5263250/ns/health-sexual_health/t/not-just-good-good-you/#.T6lXhr808y4]]></description>
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											<title>Anj</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 07:37:23 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Man goo is horrible it tastes like chlorex but after reading this article I tries to swallow and you know it wasnt that bad at all. My man loves me more and gets me what I want without question now. Its not such a bad thing after all and I just want to tell the other girls really you can make your life so much better I feel better too. There must be some truth to this study.]]></description>
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											<title>ITS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 20:28:00 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Wow! Compound in sperm may increase life span: Study<br />
<br />
http://www.themedguru.com/node/29365]]></description>
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											<title>paige</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2012 13:52:16 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[i give my boyfriend a blow job every time i see him and swallow xD]]></description>
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											<title>jizzy</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 16:28:40 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[lesbians and feminist bitches go trolling somewhere else...TRUTH HURTS!]]></description>
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											<title>Jacki</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2012 20:02:22 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[LMFAO thank you!  I got a great laugh! the comments are just as good if not better than the article.]]></description>
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											<title>JohnnyNoone</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2012 18:40:31 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[God didn&#039;t write the bible.  It&#039;s just a book, get over it.  Get out into nature, see the vast myriad of life forms on the land, in the air and in the skies.  ]]></description>
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											<title>Abigail</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2012 18:59:08 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[WOW!! IT ALSO CURES MORNING SICKNESS<br />
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Sperm cures morning sickness in pregnant women<br />
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http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/08/10/study-oral-sex-cures-morning-sickness/<br />
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the best cure for morning sickness is to ingest the father’s semen so her body can build up a tolerance to what’s already in her body.]]></description>
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											<title>Chebber</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2012 16:36:11 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Semen really is a wonderdrug it is proven to make women more fertile as another study has proved. <br />
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2191495/Does-having-sex-make-women-fertile-Semen-trigger-ovulation-mammals.html]]></description>
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											<title>c&#039;mon girls!!!!!</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2012 09:46:35 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Semen is &#039;good for women&#039;s health and helps fight depression&#039;<br />
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Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2190863/Semen-good-womens-health-helps-fight-depression.html#ixzz24GLZV07b<br />
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Oral sex is good for women&#039;s health and makes you feel happier, according to a study which studied the effects of semen&#039;s &#039;mood-altering chemicals&#039;.<br />
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The State University of New York study - which scientists carried out via survey rather than through practical experiment - compared the sex lives of 293 females to their mental health.<br />
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It follows research which shows that seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevates mood, increases affection, induces sleep and also contains at least three anti-depressants.<br />
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The researchers also claim that women who have regular unprotected sex are less depressed and perform better on cognitive tests.<br />
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Semen contains another of chemicals along with spermatozoa, including cortisol, which is known to increase affection, estrone, which elevates mood and ********, which also elevates mood.<br />
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It also contains thyrotropin-releasing hormone (another antidepressant), melatonin (a sleep-inducing agent), and even serotonin (perhaps the best-known antidepressant neurotransmitter).]]></description>
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											<title>Jim from California</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2012 19:49:39 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Thank you Daily Squib you knew this in 2007 and I just received the best present from my girlfriend. Once again the Daily Squib is the best. God bless you all. :-))))))))))) A happy Squib reader.]]></description>
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											<pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2012 18:36:35 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[I&#039;m a woman and I like to give blow jobs to my partner. This is excellent news.]]></description>
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											<title>ralph jarrell</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2012 08:31:16 +0000</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[when a woman swallows after giving head is the difference between a roaring cheer after a touch down and a roaring cheer, the band playing and fireworks exploding in the back ground following a touch down.  there is nothing like when a woman swallows your cum .]]></description>
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											<title>Gregory</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2012 00:20:43 +0000</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[redeagleblue@yahoo.com bend,oregon----- I would love to meet 3-5 guys a week who are healthy to swallow some semen knowing theat the statement about enhancing health is correct]]></description>
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											<title>Kelly</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Sun, 24 Mar 2013 04:03:26 +0000</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[To all those people saying men should do this to themselves it says in the article that scientifically proven only works on women. That&#039;s why I have a very lucky boyfriend and he gets a daily special BJ off of me. I give it to him graciously as he gives me the elixir of life...You have to see that all life comes from the man&#039;s balls. Without his goodies there would not be any human race. I appreciate my man and you should too. Enough man bashing..just give them BJ&#039;s and you will benefit too ladies. I certainly do. Love you all..Kelly...XXX]]></description>
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											<title>This is great!</title>
											
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											<pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 22:51:31 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[You can use this as leverage to get your partner to keep himself clean. Wash daily, brush teeth, cologne, honey do list, etc... Also, since what he eats reflects what the semen tastes like, It&#039;s also a way to encourage him to eat better.]]></description>
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