The Daily Squib - Spoof, Satirical, Joke, Comedy and Fake News: Obama Set For Another Beach Vacation This Summer ================================================================================ Taki Spaier on 17/05/2013 21:10:00 WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Obama and his family are set for another multi-million dollar beach vacation this summer the White House has announced. World Governments Concede They Do Not Actually Own Anything ================================================================================ Hubert Sandwich on 16/05/2013 21:29:00 LONDON - England - A consortium of world governments which met in the capital this morning have revealed they have no right to claim ownership over anything on planet earth. Nick Clegg Turning Yellow But It's Not Jaundice ================================================================================ Hugh Rhine on 16/05/2013 13:10:00 LONDON - England - Nick Clegg, the leader of the Liberal Democrat party and Coalition deputy PM, has revealed why his skin colour has turned a distinct shade of yellow. Obaminoid Aliens From Outer Space Could Invade Earth at Any Time Say Experts ================================================================================ Kurt Wilder on 15/05/2013 20:45:00 MONTANA - USA - Space experts working at the Montana State University Space Lab have made an ominous warning to Mankind. Man 87% Certain of Breaking Leg Chops it Off ================================================================================ Bra Jelinna on 14/05/2013 21:58:00 BALTIMORE - USA - A man who was told by some doctor that he was 87% certain that he might break his leg in the next 20 years has chopped it off just to make sure it does not get broken. Cameron: Yes No Yes No Yes No ================================================================================ Doctor Chamberlain on 14/05/2013 21:30:00 LONDON - England - British prime minister David Cameron has declared he will put forward into law a Yes No vote for an In Out EU referendum in 2045. Insane French Socialists Put Taxation on Revolution ================================================================================ Jack de Molay on 14/05/2013 21:13:00 PARIS - France - Insane French socialist Prime Minister, Francois Hollande has decreed to put a tax on something that typifies his country and the nation's spirit. Man Shoots Obama Birth Certificate From Tree ================================================================================ Thomas Shutz on 13/05/2013 22:40:00 TEXAS - USA - It had to happen sooner or later. A man who was shooting his Ar-15 semi-automatic machine gun wildly in a wooded area says he shot president Obama's long lost birth certificate from a tree. Lindsay Lohan Enters Rehab in Rehab ================================================================================ Ed McMasters on 13/05/2013 21:50:00 LOS ANGELES - USA - American film starlet, Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab for the fortieth time this year but has now gone one step further by entering rehab inside rehab. Viva Espana Get Your Pesetas Out Now Hombres ================================================================================ Inigo Montoya on 10/05/2013 21:50:00 BARCELONA - Spain - What would Picasso have thought about the euro? Maybe what is going to transpire soon in the country of bullfighting tapas eating Spaniards will be reminiscent of Picasso's greatest piece Guernica.