Daily Squib: Zuckerberg to Play Icarus in New Facebook IPO Movie ================================================================================ Dido Lesse on 16/05/2012 20:45:00 PALO ALTO - USA - Mark Zuckerburg has been signed up by Fox Studios to star in a new Hollywood film about the Greek myth of Icarus. Global Economic Collapse and Other Fun Things ================================================================================ Berndt Ferdegger on 15/05/2012 11:00:00 LONDON - England - The 2008 economic crisis was hailed as the worst crisis for thirty years, but that was just the beginning, a small tremor in what is yet to come to complete the cycle that has built for quite some time now. Greece: One Picture Says it All ================================================================================ Klaus Sihama on 14/05/2012 21:30:00 ATHENS - Greece - As worldwide markets tumble at the prospect of another Greek default, pictures coming from the Ministry of Finance reveal all that needs to be seen with regards to the denouement of this terrible tragedy. Elton John's Baby Caught Trying to Escape Again ================================================================================ Julie Tit on 13/05/2012 08:35:00 NEW YORK - USA - Elton John's newly adopted baby boy has been caught trying to escape again from the luxury apartment shared by the singer and his husband. Greek Olympic Torch Making Its Way to London 2012 Games ================================================================================ Amon Fayeh on 11/05/2012 00:10:00 ATHENS - Greece - The flame that will burn during the London games was lit at the birthplace of the ancient Olympics on Thursday, heralding the start of a torch relay that will culminate with the opening ceremony on July 27. Euro Will Only Work If Britain Is Head of Single EU Government ================================================================================ Mr. Charrington on 09/05/2012 15:45:00 LONDON - England - The European project can only work if the UK is at the forefront of the single currency and EU government. Google Robot Cars Involved in Road Rage Incident ================================================================================ Michael Kitt on 09/05/2012 08:25:00 MOUNTAIN VIEW - USA - There were frayed laser sensors and google maps yesterday when a convoy of google robot cars were involved in a mass road rage incident. At Least Sarkozy Got to Keep His New Hat ================================================================================ Jurgen Pickelhaube on 07/05/2012 21:10:00 PARIS - France - Things aren't as bad as they seem for ousted Nicolas Sarkozy as he gets to keep his special hat handed to him last year by German chancellor, Angela Merkel. Scientists Prove That All Religious Books Are Man-Made Nonsense ================================================================================ B. Delaire on 06/12/2011 09:05:00 WASHINGTON DC - USA - Scientists at the Institute of Historical Research have finally released their findings after five years of dedicated research. Tortured 911 'Masterminds' Confess to Anything ================================================================================ George W Goering on 07/05/2012 00:50:00 GUANTANAMO BAY - Cuba - If you keep someone awake forcibly for 180 hours straight, they will confess to anything. These are the torture methods used on the 911 suspects.