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							<title>Muslims Hold Peaceful Protest</title>
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							<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 10:55:00 +0100</pubDate>
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							<title>New Hal Xbox One Always Has an Eye on You</title>
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							<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 18:40:00 +0100</pubDate>
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							<title>New Genetically Modified Babies Only Poo Once Every Two Months</title>
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							<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 09:20:00 +0100</pubDate>
							<description><![CDATA[LONDON - England - When you signed up for parenthood, you never realised what you got yourself into, but sometimes science can take care of things to alleviate your parental stress.]]></description>
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							<title>Ed Miliband Better Beware of Google&#039;s Wrath</title>
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							<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 13:50:00 +0100</pubDate>
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							<title>UK Government: Satirical News Now Indistinguishable From Actual News</title>
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							<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 09:45:00 +0100</pubDate>
							<description><![CDATA[LONDON - England - The Coalition government&#039;s media spokesman has declared that satirical news is now indistinguishable from real news in a recent report.]]></description>
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							<title>Yahoo Set to Buy New Daily Squib Startup Fumblr</title>
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							<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 01:35:00 +0100</pubDate>
							<description><![CDATA[SAN JOSE - USA - After a quick meeting in the dark with the demure CEO of Yahoo, Marissa Mayer, a Google defector, she calmly agreed to the $4.9 billion deal to acquire Fumb1r.]]></description>
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							<title>London Mayor Boris Johnson Invites Toronto Mayor Over to Advise on Capital&#039;s Crack Problem</title>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 21:35:00 +0100</pubDate>
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							<title>Eurovision: Next Year UK to Submit Bono, Sting, Mick Jagger, Paul McCartney and David Bowie and Still Lose</title>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 14:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
							<description><![CDATA[LONDON - England - Everyone knows the Eurovision song contest is all about EU politics and to that end the UK always gets a bum deal, but British Eurovision contest bosses are planning a surprise for next year&#039;s competition.]]></description>
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							<title>Obama Set For Another Beach Vacation This Summer</title>
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							<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:10:00 +0100</pubDate>
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							<title>World Governments Concede They Do Not Actually Own Anything</title>
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							<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 21:29:00 +0100</pubDate>
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