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					<title>Yahoo Set to Buy New Daily Squib Startup Fumblr</title>
					<id>http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/sci_tech/4011-yahoo-set-to-buy-new-daily-squib-startup-fumblr.html</id>
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					<published>2013-05-20T00:35:00+00:00</published>
					<updated>2013-05-20T00:35:00+00:00</updated>
					<author>
						<name>Winston Gherkin</name>
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					<category term="tech" scheme="http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/sci_tech/4011-yahoo-set-to-buy-new-daily-squib-startup-fumblr.html" label="tech" ></category>
					<content type="html"><![CDATA[SAN JOSE - USA - After a quick meeting in the dark with the demure CEO of Yahoo, Marissa Mayer, a Google defector, she calmly agreed to the $4.9 billion deal to acquire Fumb1r.]]></content>
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					<title>London Mayor Boris Johnson Invites Toronto Mayor Over to Advise on Capital&#039;s Crack Problem</title>
					<id>http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/4010-london-mayor-boris-johnson-invites-toronto-mayor-over-to-advise-on-capital-s-crack-problem.html</id>
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					<published>2013-05-19T20:35:00+00:00</published>
					<updated>2013-05-19T20:35:00+00:00</updated>
					<author>
						<name>Kerry Acke</name>
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					<category term="tech" scheme="http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/4010-london-mayor-boris-johnson-invites-toronto-mayor-over-to-advise-on-capital-s-crack-problem.html" label="tech" ></category>
					<content type="html"><![CDATA[LONDON - England - Mayor Boris Johnson has invited the Canadian Mayor, Rob Ford to come and deal with London&#039;s massive crack cocaine problem blighting the inner city.]]></content>
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					<title>Eurovision: Next Year UK to Submit Bono, Sting, Mick Jagger, Paul McCartney and David Bowie and Still Lose</title>
					<id>http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/entertainment/4009-eurovision-next-year-uk-to-submit-bono-sting-mick-jagger-paul-mccartney-and-david-bowie-and-still-lose.html</id>
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					<published>2013-05-19T13:00:00+00:00</published>
					<updated>2013-05-19T13:00:00+00:00</updated>
					<author>
						<name>Jvdvov Rynkidynki</name>
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					<category term="tech" scheme="http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/entertainment/4009-eurovision-next-year-uk-to-submit-bono-sting-mick-jagger-paul-mccartney-and-david-bowie-and-still-lose.html" label="tech" ></category>
					<content type="html"><![CDATA[LONDON - England - Everyone knows the Eurovision song contest is all about EU politics and to that end the UK always gets a bum deal, but British Eurovision contest bosses are planning a surprise for next year&#039;s competition.]]></content>
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					<title>Obama Set For Another Beach Vacation This Summer</title>
					<id>http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/4007-obama-set-for-another-beach-vacation-this-summer.html</id>
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					<published>2013-05-17T20:10:00+00:00</published>
					<updated>2013-05-17T20:10:00+00:00</updated>
					<author>
						<name>Taki Spaier</name>
					</author>
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					<content type="html"><![CDATA[WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Obama and his family are set for another multi-million dollar beach vacation this summer the White House has announced.]]></content>
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					<title>World Governments Concede They Do Not Actually Own Anything</title>
					<id>http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/4005-world-governments-concede-they-do-not-actually-own-anything.html</id>
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					<published>2013-05-16T20:29:00+00:00</published>
					<updated>2013-05-16T20:29:00+00:00</updated>
					<author>
						<name>Hubert Sandwich</name>
					</author>
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					<content type="html"><![CDATA[LONDON - England - A consortium of world governments which met in the capital this morning have revealed they have no right to claim ownership over anything on planet earth.]]></content>
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				<entry>
					<title>Nick Clegg Turning Yellow But It&#039;s Not Jaundice</title>
					<id>http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/health/4004-nick-clegg-turning-yellow-but-it-s-not-jaundice.html</id>
					<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" hreflang="en" href="http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/health/4004-nick-clegg-turning-yellow-but-it-s-not-jaundice.html" />
					<published>2013-05-16T12:10:00+00:00</published>
					<updated>2013-05-16T12:10:00+00:00</updated>
					<author>
						<name>Hugh Rhine</name>
					</author>
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					<content type="html"><![CDATA[LONDON - England - Nick Clegg, the leader of the Liberal Democrat party and Coalition deputy PM, has revealed why his skin colour has turned a distinct shade of yellow.]]></content>
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					<title>Obaminoid Aliens From Outer Space Could Invade Earth at Any Time Say Experts</title>
					<id>http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/sci_tech/4003-obaminoid-aliens-from-outer-space-could-invade-earth-at-any-time-say-experts.html</id>
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					<published>2013-05-15T19:45:00+00:00</published>
					<updated>2013-05-15T19:45:00+00:00</updated>
					<author>
						<name>Kurt Wilder</name>
					</author>
					<category term="tech" scheme="http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/sci_tech/4003-obaminoid-aliens-from-outer-space-could-invade-earth-at-any-time-say-experts.html" label="tech" ></category>
					<content type="html"><![CDATA[MONTANA - USA - Space experts working at the Montana State University Space Lab have made an ominous warning to Mankind.]]></content>
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					<title>Man 87% Certain of Breaking Leg Chops it Off</title>
					<id>http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/health/4002-man-87-certain-of-breaking-leg-chops-it-off.html</id>
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					<published>2013-05-14T20:58:00+00:00</published>
					<updated>2013-05-14T20:58:00+00:00</updated>
					<author>
						<name>Bra Jelinna</name>
					</author>
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					<content type="html"><![CDATA[BALTIMORE - USA - A man who was told by some doctor that he was 87% certain that he might break his leg in the next 20 years has chopped it off just to make sure it does not get broken.]]></content>
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					<title>Cameron: Yes No Yes No Yes No</title>
					<id>http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/3994-cameron-yes-no-yes-no-yes-no.html</id>
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					<published>2013-05-14T20:30:00+00:00</published>
					<updated>2013-05-14T20:30:00+00:00</updated>
					<author>
						<name>Doctor Chamberlain</name>
					</author>
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					<content type="html"><![CDATA[LONDON - England - British prime minister David Cameron has declared he will put forward into law a Yes No vote for an In Out EU referendum in 2045.]]></content>
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				<entry>
					<title>Insane French Socialists Put Taxation on Revolution</title>
					<id>http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/4000-insane-french-socialists-put-taxation-on-revolution.html</id>
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					<published>2013-05-14T20:13:00+00:00</published>
					<updated>2013-05-14T20:13:00+00:00</updated>
					<author>
						<name>Jack de Molay</name>
					</author>
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					<content type="html"><![CDATA[PARIS - France - Insane French socialist Prime Minister, Francois Hollande has decreed to put a tax on something that typifies his country and the nation&#039;s spirit.]]></content>
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