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							<title>Entire One Direction Boy Band Eaten By Sharks in Florida</title>
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							<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2012 14:10:00 +0100</pubDate>
							<description><![CDATA[FLORIDA - USA - Boy band, One Direction were fatally attacked by sharks on Miami&#039;s West Beach on Monday, local news stations were reporting yesterday.]]></description>
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											<title>Heather</title>
											
											<category>Entertainment</category>
											<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2012 14:58:36 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[oh my god ohhhh wot??!?!?. i luv  Lou and liam please say their okay ? they were only 5 young boys living their dream and doing the best they can. y did they have get eaten by sharks? ]]></description>
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											<title>Bob</title>
											
											<category>Entertainment</category>
											<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2012 18:01:04 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[This is CRAZY! I LOVE YOU ONE DIRECTION!!! NOOOOOOO]]></description>
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											<title>Whatever</title>
											
											<category>Entertainment</category>
											<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2012 18:58:00 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Are you serious? Goodness, My pooor babies. Someomne tell me this is wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]></description>
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											<title>haha</title>
											
											<category>Entertainment</category>
											<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2012 19:28:52 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[What a horrible way to go. I&#039;m sure they felt every moment of it. lol]]></description>
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											<title>chloe </title>
											
											<category>Entertainment</category>
											<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2012 21:51:01 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[ive bin cryin all day pls tell me this is fake??? i love u all 1D pls say this is fake. i hate u sharks]]></description>
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											<title>me...duuh</title>
											
											<category>Entertainment</category>
											<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2012 01:37:51 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[this the most awful thing I have ever read im all my life...why didn&#039;t anyone help them? they must have been so scared poor dears.... :-(((((<br />
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such a sad worle we live in]]></description>
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											<category>Entertainment</category>
											<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2012 02:13:34 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[wat the fuck pls say it aint so i luv u boys im crying right now typin this i needed to call ur record compasny i tried to call simon the recepshinist said he wasnt there i cried more. we need to send a serch party/]]></description>
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											<title>jokesonyou</title>
											
											<category>Entertainment</category>
											<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2012 03:19:18 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[you all know this is a SICK AND TWISTED JOKE, right? THERE ALIVE I KNO IT I SO THEM ON THE TV They are all still well and alive....jsyk. probably sucks to be one of the ones that believed it right now.....hahaha XD directioner for life♥♥]]></description>
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											<title>laura daynes</title>
											
											<category>Entertainment</category>
											<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2012 08:45:41 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[i reckon one of them musta survived the attack it is too much 4 me i missed school yesterday :( love 1Direction i think they shld investigat how it went wrong why dont they catch the sdharks wot about other people? stupid americans are all stupid]]></description>
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											<title>U SHLD B ASHAMED</title>
											
											<category>Entertainment</category>
											<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2012 10:16:23 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[shut up u muppet its all over American news, stop spredding false rumours]]></description>
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											<title>Gina Blackheath Massive</title>
											
											<category>Entertainment</category>
											<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2012 11:36:36 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[RIP 1D ill nevah 4get u i love all of u even the pakistni one.]]></description>
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											<title>Eamon</title>
											
											<category>Entertainment</category>
											<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2012 12:04:25 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[I would have paid good money to watch that is there a video of it?]]></description>
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											<title>CAROLINE TATE</title>
											
											<category>Entertainment</category>
											<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2012 15:09:24 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Oh my babies r ded r they!!!!! This is a big lie please tell us it aint real? U shuld b ashemed of yourselfes. i cant bleve it !! :((999<br />
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ONE DIRECTION 4 EVA]]></description>
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											<title>Kate</title>
											
											<category>Entertainment</category>
											<pubDate>Sat, 22 Sep 2012 01:12:02 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Are they really DEAD???!!! I feel bad for all of THE guys wot a horribal way to go! Im listening to 1D now n CRYING!!! This SAD news is TERRIBLEe! wHY DIDJA HAVE TO GO TO aMERICA 1d??.:( 1D rip LOVE UUUUUUUU. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ]]></description>
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											<title>KAREN NOBLE</title>
											
											<category>Entertainment</category>
											<pubDate>Sat, 22 Sep 2012 14:28:07 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?! OMG!! I CANT BELEIVE IT ! NO WAY ! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! PLS COME BACK ONE DIRECTION PLS DONT DIE!]]></description>
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											<title>jenna</title>
											
											<category>Entertainment</category>
											<pubDate>Sat, 22 Sep 2012 18:34:00 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[I just read this on a forum is it true??? o please i hop their alive still i woz gonna see a concert  i luv their music. liam is so gorges too]]></description>
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											<title>FIONA LUV 1D</title>
											
											<category>Entertainment</category>
											<pubDate>Sat, 22 Sep 2012 23:02:20 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Wut kinda sharks wuz it? It terrible :(]]></description>
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											<title></title>
											
											<category>Entertainment</category>
											<pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2012 11:03:40 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[Your sick for asking that.]]></description>
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											<title>Chloe</title>
											
											<category>Entertainment</category>
											<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2012 07:40:42 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[  Niall did a twit cam the night before they were eaten this is so very sad -__-]]></description>
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											<title>HarryStyles</title>
											
											<category>Entertainment</category>
											<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2012 19:37:24 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[A MESSIGE FROM THE BEST FANS IN THE WORLD WE LUV YA ONE DIRECTON !!! RIP I AM SO SAD RYTE NOW!!]]></description>
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											<title>sarah</title>
											
											<category>Entertainment</category>
											<pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2012 15:17:42 +0100</pubDate>
											<description><![CDATA[does any one on this thing know how to effing spell? ]]></description>
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