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Jamie Cullum Lost?
LONDON - England - Pop star Jamie Cullum was today at the centre of an extensive police search after mysteriously disappearing from his penthouse flat on Monday night. ... Full story
Simon Scowell Needs 'Raw Sewage Injections' to Keep on Top of Workload
NASSAU - Bahamas - Pop exploiter, Simon Scowell, who has polluted the airwaves with his awful shows, is so overworked saturating the globe with crud that he regularly needs a shit booster injection. ... Full story
Could This be the New SuBo?
COVENTRY - England - Britain's Got Talent judges and the British public have been astounded by the latest piece of massive talent to come out of our great nation -- Mary Bale. ... Full story
George Michael Looking Forward to Jail
LONDON - England - Pop singer George Michael has revealed his joy at the prospect of being sent to jail for reckless driving while under the influence of drugs. ... Full story
Chelsea Clinton Gets Divorced
NEW YORK - USA - Chelsea Clinton has divorced her newly wedded husband, Marc Lewinsky, after only two and a half minutes of marriage, reports have claimed. ... Full story
Mel Gibson to Become Monk in Italian Monastery
REGELLO - Italy - Hollywood actor, Mel Gibson, has been accepted as a monk at Corborrosa Abbey and will stay there for the rest of his life to dedicate himself to the worship of Christ, his agent has revealed. ... Full story
Mel Gibson in Post Production for Next Film "Lethal Mouth II"
LOS ANGELES - USA - Mel Gibson is in the throes of finalising filming for his next installment of the Lethal Mouth series, Hollywood insiders have disclosed. ... Full story
Mel Gibson Going Out With Octomom?
LOS ANGELES - USA - Troubled Hollywood icon, Mel Gibson was photographed with the world famous Octomom in Hollywood yesterday. ... Full story
Whitney Houston Eats Whole Crack Rock During CBS Early Show Appearance
CHICAGO - USA - CBS's Early Show was at the centre of a massive drugs bust this morning when special guest, Whitney Houston, ate a whole rock of crack whilst showcasing her special jerk chicken recipe. ... Full story
World Celebrates South African Decision to Jail Paris Hilton
PORT ELIZABETH - South Africa - All across the world, there have been mass parties and celebrations after the sleazy vapid American socialite, Paris Hilton, was arrested and detained for drugs offences at a World Cup game. ... Full story
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Man Blows Brains Out at Britain's Got Talent Show
LIVERPOOL - England - The audience and judges at the Britain's Got Talent show got more than they bargained for on Monday night when a man took out a revolver and shot himself in the head. ... Full story