Film Review: The Fappening Part Deux

In cinemas and everywhere right now

In cinemas and everywhere right now

LOS ANGELES – USA – Thankfully the Fappening Part Deux does not star Charlie Sheen but instead a coterie of nubile American actresses and celebrities.


To tell you the truth, unless you’re a pubescent fapping boy, the Fappening Part Deux is not that great, I mean who hasn’t seen Kim Kardashian’s vagine and bloated arse before?

Most men will simply look at this movie and say, yeah, not bad, nothing special, still tappable in some cases.

As for the Hillary Duff spread, one could imagine themselves on the set of a sci fi movie about to get sucked into a massive black hole.

Let’s not leave it to the imagination any more, this film will have you coming back for more, and more and more.

Part Deux fans will not be disappointed to hear that Jennifer Lawrence does feature again, but the image of her glazed face from the original Fappening movie will stick in our minds for an eternity.

The Fappening Part Deux also features some great soccer scenes, we won’t spoil the plot but there’s some awesome penalty shots saved by American goal keeper Hope Solo.

Does one feel sorry for these wayward lasses? Not really, they knew what they were doing, they were adults. Let’s not excuse the feckless idiots who don’t know what’s happening in the world, and can’t read, or simply want to exist in a netherworld of complete ignorance.

The premier for the Fappening Part Deux will be held on some day or other, and when the girls roll up onto the red carpet, everyone will simply point and wink. What else can you do after you’ve seen their most private parts spread wide open, is that right Bar Refaeli?

Many cinemagoers can’t wait till the Fappening Part Trois, maybe some Taylor Swift cameos are afoot, it’s a good thing there are plentiful supplies of toilet roll in this world.

  • up one

    Dang those apple iphone cameras have really seen some things huh. Now we’ve seen all those things. Africa Asia South America Russia Europe and the fukin moon!!!!!!!!!!! Bwahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

  • talu6

    never seen anything like this its incredible. feel soo sorry for these women. i dont know how they can show their faces again. 🙁

    • Janine

      I used to work in an agency and there are two ways this can go, ruin or more fame. Most of these girls are probably enjoying the exposure because a lot of them are not A list. The A list ones exposed are probably in fear of their next roles being compromised. This could hit their star quality because studios will not want to work with them again they’re spoiled meat.

  • Anony mouse

    Lets have some decensy here. These are people they have souls. So they look nice when they’re naked but they didnt ask to have their most private pics spread across the internet. I love looking at female bodies and bits but I gotta say it feels strange looking at some of these starletts and their c*nts spread wide for all to see. It just aint right. How many millions of people have now seen their tits p@ssies and a holes? Half the world now….how would you feel? Do you have a conscionce?

    • Rosco

      No I don’t have a conscience not when it comes to poon

  • joel sebart

    I gotta say the Hope Solo ones are sick. I need to get my eyes drycleaned.

    • Dear Gawd :/

      That sht look beat up. Never seen one look like that it scary.

      • Rupert the Wang

        My ex wife had one like that. looked like some old grizzled meat.

        • Demi

          Sexist pig

  • Lara X

    I’m a girl and I gotta say these pics were real stupid. My bf told me checke em out so I did. I would never take pics of myself on a smartphne never. They must be stupid. and teh JL pics are unbelievable does she not do anything else but take pics of her twat?