EAST TEDDINGTON – England – There’s some very important news circulating about the British Bake Off which you must read right now.
Here’s the latest news of the British Bake Off Bin gate saga gripping the nation.
Some bearded pansy twat had a tantrum on television over an ice cream in a bucket that he threw in a bin.
The British Bake Off episode resulted in 562 complaints to the BBC and outrage across the whole of the UK.
“Forget about Russia invading Ukraine, I was glued to my telly at the bin gate fiasco,” John Armitage, 45, from Little Chepstow told the BBC.
All across Britain, there was not even a mention of World War III starting, it was all talk about the British Bake Off.