Loch Ness Monster Gone On Holiday For Silly Season

"Im outta here pal"

LOCH NESS – Scotland – The Loch Ness monster was seen swimming off into the distance yesterday because it is on its annual Silly Season holiday.

“I can’t be bothered by all the Daily Mail and Sun reporters after a piccie. I’m off!” someone overheard the Loch Ness monster bubbling as it swam off at great speed.

This year’s silly season began early with pictures of washed up monster carcasses on a beach, a big cat in someone’s garden, a Great White shark in Hastings and a few pictures of Big Foot taken from about 2 miles away.

Next year’s silly season will include even more silliness as papers desperate to fill those pages excavate even more nonsense.