“It’s gonna be like the Red Neck Games but with some women who think they can do politics. Personally I can’t wait,” Ricardo Manchurian, a political commentator on Capitol Hill told CNN.
According to election organisers, on the day of the election, a big mud wrestling pit will be constructed directly outside the White House grounds. All the TV networks have already signed up for the 2016 Presidential All Girl Mud Wrestle Fest, and even current president Barack Obama will watch, probably with much amusement, that is if Michelle lets him.
“Dang I can’t wait. I’m gonna get some rotten tomatoes to throw at ’em. I’m rooting for Sarah Palin, she’s a wild one, but y’all gotta watch out for Hillary, a mean mangy player there. Michelle plays dirty too but I heard she gotta good right hook,” wrestling afficianado, Hugo Derringer revealed.