Obama: "Next Time Pay the Ho"
CARTAGENA - Colombia - President Obama has some sage words of advice for his Secret Service detail after speaking to Bill Clinton on the phone.
"I was speaking to Bill and we both agreed, the boys gotta pay they bills and shit. You don't want angry hos strutting around spreadin' bad shit, y'all need to pay that ho so she can go back to her pimp and give him his cut. One thing's fo' sho, we don't want that Matt Drudge pickin' up on this shit either, especially in election season, makes the head pimp like me angry," Mr Obama told CBS news before boarding Air Force One back to Washington.
Members of Obama's security service fought back though and tried to justify not paying the prostitute.
"Bitch didn't finish the job. Nothing worse than waiting around all day with an earpiece in your earhole and looking left and right, up and down all day. Do you know how stressful that is? You got to have the right kind of shades and suit has to be pristine. We need more credit, what's a fella going to do when we're away from home and some Chavez agent foists the lovely dames on you. I guessed we got suckered. But why should we pay for a poor service?" one of the disgraced servicemen told Fox News.
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