Internet Braced For Katy Perry Sex Tape After Brand Divorce

LOS ANGELES - USA - Millions of internet viewers were eagerly anticipating the release of the Katy Perry sex tape that will dwarf all other celebrity sex tapes in the history of internet celebrity sex tapes.

'Arthur' actor, Brand is said to be busy writing his new book, 'My Divorcey Worsey' as well as about to release the eagerly anticipated sex tape of Katy Perry.

Brand insiders have revealed that his collection of Katy Perry material could fill the British Library three times over.

"I cannot wait to watch Katy in all her amazing glory doing the dirty in front of the camera. Knowing Russell, he's bound to have archived the lot. I don't care if we have arma-fucking-geddon in 2012, at least they should release the tape so we can all die happy," Joel Munster, an internet porn aficionado and chronic masturbator told Wired magazine.

Anyway, if you're up for a bit of revenge Russell, we're all waiting?