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Michelle Bachmann and Sarah Palin to Have Bikini Fight to Settle Leadership Contest

By John Wayne 27/06/2011 23:05:00

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Michelle Bachmann and Sarah Palin to Have Bikini Fight to Settle Leadership Contest

ALABAMA - USA - In a long standing feud between the two GOP Tea Party members, Sarah Palin and three-term Minnesota congresswoman, Michelle Bachmann, will duke it out in a mud pit in front of hundreds of Tea Party members and a national TV audience.

Jonties Bar and Grill in downtown Piedmont, Alabama will be the venue for the Tea Party Bikini Fight that is touted as settling the score once and for all between these two ladies fighting for the GOP leadership in the 2012 elections.

"You know you're onto something when Democrat Bill Clinton books a ringside ticket to a Republican GOP Bikini Bitch Fight. Luckily for him, Hillary will be out of town again and he just has to fly down here to see them beautiful gals getting down and dirty. This fight will be the decider on who will win the ultimate prize -- the presidency," Ronnie Kidd, a Fox news anchor, who will be covering the fight revealed.

"We're considering doing a pay-per-view on the fight but we'll have to see," Jimmy Oberman, a Fox news executive said.

Tea Party member, Ed Selznik, 45, said: "If I see those two wrestling in their bikinis in the mud and sand, I don't think I'll be able to hold off. That's why I plan on choking the chicken before I even get to the venue. It's just going to be too hot to bear otherwise."

The GOP Bikini Fight will be held on the 15 July and broadcast live on the Republican parties personal broadcasting channel, Fox News .

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Comments (3 posted)

Real American Patriot 02/07/2011 02:09:36

@Brandt Hardin: The real mud wrestling match that would be happening woud be taking place between Bawwnny Fwannk and 'Little Lindsay' Graham! Those two would have a 'fun' time grappling each other in the mud. Heck, Obama and McCain may join in. That would a WHOLE new meaning to the term "Tag Team". Look at the positives, they wouldn't have to 'get down in the mud', because they'd already be there!

Oh yes, not that it matters what any dumb-ass Brit OR (shit-head American, whichever) might think, but WHILE she makes O'Reilly and Chris Matthews look like idiots, YOU make Forrest Gump look like a rocket scientist! I guess that brings UP some phallic imagery in your pea-brained head, doesn't it? Maybe you'd like to be in that mud-wrestling match with Obama & McCain? Or maybe you still have such a love affair with Billary Clinton that YOU'D like to give him a 'Lewinsky'?

Jenny 30/06/2011 08:21:46

Looks like Michelle Bachmann is a Squib reader=== this just in, she said this yesterday and your article was written on the 27th. Wow!! Awesome!!

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/06/29/bachmann_media_wants_to_see_two_girls_come_together_and_have_a_mud_wrestling_fight.html

Brandt Hardin 29/06/2011 23:09:26

With the direction the Circus we call American Politics is headed, mud wrestling is DEFINITELY a viable option! Palin may be dumb as a box of rocks but hey, she’s H-O-T and that’s all that matters, right? Help Sarah help herself and keep reading and looking. She’s making millions off selling her image, because it sure isn’t her wit that’s getting her this far. You can see just how scandalous she can get at http://dregstudiosart.blogspot.com/2011/06/ecstasy-of-sarah-palin_15.html

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