Weiner to Star in Porn Films
NEW YORK - USA - Disgraced congressman, Anthony Weiner, who resigned today, has already got a new job, his agent has revealed.
"He's flying straight to LA tomorrow morning so that he can star in a porn movie. It's going to be called 'Suck My Weiner' and he's going to have some real pretty starlets in that movie to delegate with," Josh Weinburger, Weiner's agent told the New York Times.
The 45-year-old ex-congressman has been racking his brain all week to find a new job because he has been working for the government since he graduated and has no experience in any other field.
"I was desperate for a job, so last night I was just jerking away on my weiner on the internets [sic] and I had a great idea. It hit me right in the eye, I just thought, hey, I'll do what I'm good at -- porno," Mr Weiner confessed to Fox News.
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