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Michael Jackson Museum to Display Prosthetic Nose

LOS ANGELES - USA - Amongst the famous white glove that the sadly deceased king of pop used to wear when fiddling with his young friends backstage, there will also be a display of the many prosthetic noses that Jackson had to use after his real nose had disintegrated many years ago.

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The Michael Jackson Memorial museum which will open in the Neverland Ranch next year and will display many artifacts and pop related memorabilia relating to Jackson’s life is set to be a big hit with Jackson fans worldwide.

“We’ve got the famous white glove amongst many treasures; not many people know that Michael actually owned thirty identical left hand white gloves which he sometimes wore on both hands. We’re going to be showcasing Michael’s set of nose prosthetics as well as his collection of little boys underpants,” curator for the museum, Donald Fiend, told the LA Times newspaper.

Jackson who is set to be buried today, has come under scrutiny again in death as much as in life. According to the authorities in Los Angeles counties biohazard unit, there is a problem with burying any object in the earth that is not biodegradable. Michael Jackson’s body has been cited as a non-biodegradable plastic and would therefore not be very eco-friendly.

“After much discussion with our laboratory people, the burial was finally allowed to go ahead but only if the body was encased in concrete so that the toxic plastics do not leech out into the water table and contaminate water supplies. The state of California’s new eco-regulations have strict rules about burying toxic substances that may stay in the soil for hundreds of years. Michael Jackson’s burial ground will be classified as a toxic landfill site and therefore after having been sealed off completely has not contravened any statutes of Californian law with regards to the threat of poisoning the fragile eco-system,” Brent Maher, a Topsoil Toxicologist for the Santa Barbara Municipality said.

 

One of Jackson’s prosthetic noses is lovingly restored for the new museum exhibit

Michael Jackson will not be buried with his nose prosthetics which have instead been removed and will be one of the main attractions to the Jacko Museum in Neverland.

There are also plans to employ Jackson’s father as a tour guide for museum visitors.

“We’re going to employ his father to be the official guide in the museum. He will go around the great hall with a thick leather belt and show people how he used to discipline the little star if he got a dance move wrong or didn’t sing right. We are trying to get to the real Jackson experience, so if you don’t come out of the museum with some serious welts and belt marks across your back, then you can get your money back.”

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12 COMMENTS

  1. No boy underwear was ever found in MJ’s possession. It’s all in your dirty mind. MJ had no sexual interest in boys or any male for that matter he was attracted to women but the media will never report the truth about him.

  2. I cant bleive what da hell is going on?!?! They took Michael for his riches, they took his money and forced him to do 50 concerts in England which he could not do. They made false storys about molestations and now a museum where his body parts will be showed???????

    I hate you ALLLLL!!!!!

  3. I dont think its right to profit off poor Michael he’s dead dont these people have any sence?
    ople do not go than they wont make any money and shut.
    We shld all protest about this disgrace and not go to the museum if enough pe

  4. A museum, he is barely gone and they are thinking of how to get /make more money from Michael, Have some respect, and wait a while if you must do one, but do it with some Grace and Taste , Showing his nose or any other body parts, Underwear, How low will they go but then again do we expect any less from His father who is a Ahole. I feel for His Kids who have to listen to this garbage and see their father’s parts in a Museum. ( shaking head) Come on People is everything about MONEY IN THIS WORLD?

  5. Michael Jackson arrives at the Pearly Gates. St Peter doesn’t recognise him so he asks, What exactly did you do on earth?
    I dressed up in funny clothes and entertained people.
    And tell me, were you ever in trouble?
    Well, I was accused of interfering with little boys, but we paid off some and won the other court case.
    I’m sorry, father, I don’t see your name down here – what parish were you in?

    • Chandler was not paid off! That’s a myth. If MJ had silenced him you wouldn’t even know about his existence!
      The very reason why they accused him was that MJ refused to pay them off in Aug 1993 when Evan Chandler first demanded money, 20 million
      and blackmailed MJ if he doesn’t pay they would ruin him.

      Those fuck..er NEVER wanted a trial and they admitted it in their book. Chandler lied he knew he lied which is why he told Sneddon in 2004 he would take legal action against him
      MJ settled the CIVIL case but the criminal case went on. Chandler had every right to testify in a CRIMINAL court so why didn’t he?
      Because they only wanted money and knew they would lose in court.
      F..k them.

  6. I heard it’s the a*holes who pushed Michael to do 50 concerts who are behind the museum.

    Anyone know anymore details?

    Gita

    RIP Michael love you 4ever X

  7. If Michael was alive today and saw people were making money from his bodyparts he would be very angry. Dayum what teh hell is going on? Surely these people must have some conscience or some kind of honor? Where is the love people. A decen man was buried today a true artist, the King of Pop, after him there is nothing noone anymore, he was it, and they took everything from him,we love you Michael so much and you were our inspiration. I am never going to the museum and i urge you all not to go either.

  8. After I read this article I was sickened. Leave Michael alone, he never hert anyone.

    He’s dead now are y’all happy? I hope so It is sick to make a museum about him at Neverland right now. He just died for gods sake they are burying him today. Wait for a year or something, we love you Michael never forget.

    Chas, Noon and Billy

  9. I don’t think it’s right that their cashing in on his death like this. I am disgusted and sick of all the people trying to make money out of Michael. Let him rest in peace. I and all my friends will not be going to the museum Michael was NOT somekind of circus freak!

    RIP God bless you Michael.

    t

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