President Obama to Appear on MTV Cribs From White House

Obama's White House will make Cribs history

WASHINGTON DC – USA – When he’s not pimpin’ his ride or his wife, President Obama likes to relax in the White House gold plated jacuzzi and smoke some prime ganja whilst thinking about the next bombing campaign in the Middle East.

MTV Cribs is set to pay Barack Obama a cool $3 million for him to feature the White House in an episode that will blow all of the previous episodes of Cribs to the kerb.

“The Obama episode of Cribs will make any other low-life pimp rapper’s gold laminated house look like a goddamn carboard box underneath a bridge somewhere in the Bronx. This Crib from the White House with Obama will be the mother of all Cribs, you know what i’m sayin’?” Lou Panatanka, an MTV executive said.

Once Obama is in the White House he will put a jacuzzi in every room including the Oval room, he will have chandeliers all over the place, the best Italian marble floors shipped from Italy and will install a full size basketball court in the White House back garden.


There are even plans for his own private mosque to be built in the East Wing facing Mecca where he can perform his daily prayers in quiet solitude away from the cameras.

The Pentagon planning committee have already received plans for minarets to be built on all four points of the White House, however, this may seem to be too blatantly Islamic and may have to be cut from Obama’s overall plans for change.

“Obama is fly. Once he’s in the White House he’s going to make some serious changes.

“He’s even thinking of buying a few Hummers for the presidential driveway and a bling mobil that will make the most garish bad-taste rapper blush with embarrassment,” Mr Panatanka added.

  • Ultramind

    Hahahahaha Parked right beside his armored Limo and Hummer will be the Air Force One.

    BTW, there may be assassination attempts but I’ve got total confidence that no one will succeed. I think by now a lesson has been learned from the past. History won’t repeat itself again. Obama will be the one to carry out the JFK legacy. He’ll succeed in doing what JFK fatefully couldn’t, just have faith and look at the glass as half full.



    YYEEEEAAA A Black Man Runs THE US U RACists bi3hes paint the White house BLack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Harry Couchon

    Now that Obama is president in waiting it’s only a matter of time before the assassination attempts begin we can only hope the assassin that succeeds is also black this way the blacks can’t riot on race related hatred. Not that it will stop them

  • Brook Sanborn

    Now We All Know He Is Going To Do And Put A Basketball Course In The White House Back Garden That Would Be Cool But The Whole Hummer Thing Is Weird And We ALL Know That THEY ARE GAS GUZZLERS! AND HE DOES NOT SOUND LIKE HE IS GOING TO SPEND ALL OF THE MONEY ON HIMSELF! I MEAN SERIOUSLY!