MUNICH – Germany – The upcoming Oktoberfest is certainly going to be entertaining this year, so don’t forget to bring your lederhosen, a truncheon and plenty of barbed wire.
Oktoberfest is set to be quite a cracker this year, especially with the hundreds of thousands of migrants surging into Germany from Africa and the Middle East.
Otto Von Kleimer, the event’s organiser was sanguine about the beer, food and frolicking Fräulein festival.
“Although beer, pussy and pork is now banned in Germany, we still aim to try and have a good festival. Currently we are housing 400,000 refugees from Eritrea and Syria in tents, and the violent riots and ensuing chaos will still be mildly entertaining.”