Labour voters across the land were today in great cheer at the news that Jeremy Clarkson – he who needs a hot meal at the end of a hard day’s filming – is to finally be replaced with someone more to their liking.
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“She won’t be officially paid as she’s on a myriad of benefits amounting to £75,000 per year but I’m sure the offshore account will suffice in hiding the £230,000 per episode pay packet. It’s a lucky break for her because she and her extended family of 124 only came into Britain two weeks ago and can only say yes or no and shout ‘Big Issue, Big Issue’ at the top of her voice. The Romanian national has never driven a car but knows how to ride a donkey, this should be a nice touch to Top Gear,” series producer, Quentin Pastey, told the Mirror.
Clarkson meanwhile has been somewhat in the beeb doghouse, but looking on the positive side, at least he’s getting tonnes of steak and the freedom to sell as many Big Issues as he fucking wants.
Good riddence to Jeremy Clarkson what an a***
Actually Romanians are not asylum seekers they can come to the UK and receive benefits in the millions without border checks. You’ve got that one wrong. Over 800,000 Romanians are now here receiving £45k benefits each. It’s the land of milk and honey. Each month we get 60,000 Romanians and they get a house, car and allowance all paid for by the taxpayer. Get your facts right. Idiots.
There are 1.8 million Romanians in London alone..most of them on the A406 traffic lights.