Kim Kardashian Joins Hottentot Tribe in South Africa

THIS CENSORED IMAGE USED TO DEPICT A KHOIKHOI TRIBAL WOMAN CIRCA 19TH CENTURY

THIS CENSORED IMAGE USED TO DEPICT A KHOIKHOI TRIBAL WOMAN CIRCA 19TH CENTURY

NGUMBA – South Africa – The Khoikhoi tribe in South Africa have welcomed American celebrity Kim Kardashian into their tribe, National Geographic magazine reveals.

 

The tribe, who were named Hottentots by the white settlers, were first discovered by Peron and Lesser in 1804, who uncovered the joys of big ass women.

“Some of these women have fantastic hypertrophy buttocks 2m in diameter. This is an incredible place, can you imagine if some women adopted this type of buttock embellishment in civilisation? I just can’t stop looking at them, I, I ….” the diary of one of the explorers then trails off into incoherent gibberish.

The Kardashian entourage will congregate at the Mkposu river in late July where Kim Kardashian’s ass will be weighed, measured and painted for a special inauguration ceremony lasting four days. When she is accepted in the tribe, she will be given two huts, one for each buttock, and a ceremonial peacock feather will be placed in her ass crack.

“Kim will then have to walk around the village four times in total holding the peacock feather in between her butt crack, if it falls at any time or droops, this is a bad omen for the tribe and a great taboo. She has to be very careful to walk steadily, and must not drag her vast buttocks on the ground at any time. During this period, gangs of male warriors will dance around her buttocks gesturing for them to grow even more. Her husband will be forced to stay in his own mud hut and watch the ancient ceremony taking place. Only afterwards, will he be allowed to join her,” Khoikhoi tribeswoman, Gousu Gousu told the National Geographic.

<AN APOLOGY TO OUR READERS РWe at the Daily Squib abhor all censorship however we have been forced to censor an anthropological  illustration of a KhoiKhoi tribeswoman due to Google Adsense TOS which labelled the innocent image as Sexual. Unfortunately the DS was threatened with all site ads being pulled so we had to capitulate. This level of censorship is an affront to satire, freedom of speech and freedom of expression and is ridiculous to censor us on an illustration that would be seen in an episode of National Geographic or on any Google search for Hottentot. A pathetic waste of time in our opinion and childish.>

  • Farce you

    Don’t get it are you serious? Google forced you to censor an illustration from the 19th century? This is a satire surely.

    I don’t believe it.

  • Daniel

    It is sad to say that Google has become an authoritarian CONTROLLING behemoth on the internet. A monopoly of everything dictating its ridiculous rules and laws to everyone. An Obama operated PC authoritarian sovietized conglomerate too big for its own boots. Let us hope one day it is cut down to size and changes from being EVIL to being nice again. Freedom of the internet depends on Google waking up from its dictatorship.

  • rosoboro

    I love women with big asses. What’s there not to like? The bigger the ass the better. hmm hmm