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George Osborne: "Would You Like a Triple Dip With That Great Depression?"
DAVOS - Switzerland - Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne is to start the Treasury's own chain of restaurants across the UK his office has announced. ... Full story
Starbucks Store Inside Starbucks Store Could Fit Two or Three More Starbucks Stores Says CEO
LONDON - England - As if things weren't getting bad enough already with a Starbucks store every 100 yards on every High Street in Britain, the non-tax paying coffee pedlars are now planning more stores within stores. ... Full story
Obama Wants Every American to Sell Tupperware to Reduce Deficit
WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama at his Inauguration ceremony yesterday asked all Americans to get together and sell Tupperware to get the country out of its $18 trillion deficit. ... Full story
U.S. Federal Reserve Minting Trillion Dollar Coins to End Deficit
WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama has ordered the U.S. Fed to start the minting process of approximately eighteen coins; each will be worth a trillion dollars, the White House announced today. ... Full story
Happy New Fiscal Cliff Year 2013
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Brace for impact! It's going to be a bumper year in 2013 thanks to the morons in the U.S. Congress who couldn't come up with a Fiscal Cliff deal before January 1st 2013. ... Full story
U.S. Could Turn into Pumpkin After Midnight 31st December 2012
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Fiscal Cliff or Fiscal Stiff, there is no sign of any movement on a deal to avert imminent economic disaster in January 2013 as the huge Obama tax hikes threaten to suck America into a vast maelstrom of shit. ... Full story
U.S. Authorities Take $1.9 Billion Cut From HSBC
NEW YORK - USA - The U.S. Government is taking its cut of $1.9 billion from HSBC who they say profited from crime and money laundering. ... Full story
Fred the Shred and Bob the Rob Finally Get Their Just Desserts
LONDON - England - The corrupt British banking institutions were delightfully graced yesterday with some crumpet, a dollop of paint and some bouncy joy cushions. ... Full story
Starbucks and Amazon to Pay UK Taxes into Offshore Havens
GEORGE TOWN - Cayman Islands - After making billions of pounds profit in Britain and paying just 0.1% U.K. tax, U.S. companies have agreed to pay U.K. tax at the regular business rate. ... Full story
Fiscal Cliff Next to Deficit Mountain Near S*** Creek
WASHINGTON DC - USA - You know the U.S. election is over because no one cares about Ohio any more, the pharmaceutical ads are back on TV and people can say what they want again on Facebook without animosity. ... Full story
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Which Extreme Weight-loss Methods Really Work?
LONDON - England - Size Zero model Anna Schwarz is commissioned by Channel 4 to complete a series of extreme weight-loss methods. How will she manage over the next eight weeks? ... Full story
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