Bank Caught Fiddling Interest Rates
LONDON - England - News has just come through that Barclays Bank has been fiddling interest rates for years.
"This is incredible, I would never have guessed such a thing would happen. You mean a bank has been caught manipulating interest rates to make huge profits. No! You don't say?" a surprised bank customer told the BBC.
Do bears defecate in the woods and is the Pope Catholic?
"That's almost as ridiculous as someone telling you a bank bailout was going to go to small businesses and companies, as opposed to £6.5 million Notting Hill properties," another banking customer laughed
Naturally, the British people will simply bend over the table next time too. Nothing changes it seems.