The Greek Syriza contingent were today having a nice barbecue in a courtyard somewhere in the finance ministry in Athens when Wolfgang Schäuble turned up in his wheelchair clutching a bottle of Liebfraumilch.
“What’s this I hear about you Greeks, leaking stories with more lies to the press about a six month extension and bridging deals? You Schweinhunds have the temerity to spread lies about what you think the EU is doing? You can go to the Russians but they don’t have anything to give you, and if you steal from them like you have from the EU, they will gut you all before taking their money back. How about some war reparations, you swine, you think this is a good way to negotiate? Well, here is my answer.”
Greek ministers were then astounded to see the German finance minister drink the whole bottle of cheap German wine, then take out his todger and piss all over the barbecued meat before wheeling himself out.