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Greece to Bailout U.S.
ATHENS - Greece - Greek finance minister, Vasili Archimalakas, has offered the United States a helping hand in their dire time of need. ... Full story
Why Default Will Be Good For America
WASHINGTON DC - USA - The upcoming American default will be a good thing for the country, a leading economist has revealed. ... Full story
Chancellor: "If You Don't Want to Pay Extra Pension Contributions Die Earlier"
LONDON - England - The government has come under increasing fire for asking public sector workers to pay more for their pensions, and have outlined an alternative to paying more -- death. ... Full story
Obama and Boehner Both on Summer Vacation
WASHINGTON DC - USA - The president and house speaker both decided to take their summer holidays and left the capital city yesterday. ... Full story
Norway Massacre: Revealed Twisted Killer's 15-Page Sick Manifesto of Murder
OSLO - Norway - As the death toll from his shooting and bombing spree in Norway stood at 93, mass murderer, Anders Breivik revealed the 15-page manifesto that has created so much hatred and discord in the whole of Europe. ... Full story
Obama Economy: How Did It Come to This?
WASHINGTON DC - USA - It used to be the world's richest nation. Now if it does not raise its debt ceiling to $20 trillion by August 2, the country will go bust and default. ... Full story
U.S. Gotta Boehner For Default
WASHINGTON DC - USA - The American economy is losing its hardness and getting flaccid once again, that is according to top economists afraid of a major default after talks between Obama and Boehner broke down. ... Full story
Western World Shocked That Terror Atrocity Not Muslim
OSLO - Norway - There were cries of disbelief over the whole Western world and media when a crazed gun rampage and bomb was not committed by a Muslim terror organisation. ... Full story
Winehouse Record Company Execs to Make Huge Profits
LONDON - England - Island records executives were in jubilant spirits yesterday after hearing of Amy Winehouse's expected death. ... Full story
Cameron Wants Happy Britain
LONDON - England - Everyone in the UK is going to be happy, the Conservative/ Lib Dem government has vowed, with civil servants being ordered to get to work in making Britain's population see things in a different light. ... Full story
Get Ready For Third, Fourth and Fifth EU Bailouts
BRUSSELS - Belgium - Nothing has changed, another bailout another German taxpayer rout. ... Full story
Brussels Orders End to British Curries
BRUSSELS - Belgium - Unelected EU officials have ordered the death of the famous British curry and the introduction of Belgian cuisine instead. ... Full story
Kung Fu Fighting Deng Saves Murdoch
LONDON - England - Rupert Murdoch's Fox films has come up with a surprise summer hit that has hit the cinemas to the tune of £20 billion. ... Full story
Police to be Armed With Brown Paper Bags
LONDON - England - The Metropolitan Police has got a new weapon in its fight against crime and disorder. The new weapon will be officially unveiled tomorrow by Met Police Commissioner Sir Paul Scribbers. ... Full story
My Story by Rebekah Brooks
LONDON - England - Read about my story, the scandals, the corruption, the pay-offs, the framing, the sex -- all of it. I'm going to spill the beans for you right here. ... Full story
Lady GaGa Has Other Leg Amputated
LOS ANGELES - USA - The self-proclaimed pop Queen, Lady GaGa, has had her remaining leg amputated, it has been reported. ... Full story
Rupert Murdoch and Son Taken to Guantanamo Bay
GUANTANAMO BAY - Cuba - The FBI arrested the two men yesterday in a dawn raid and were immediately shipped to the high security detention camp where Islamic terrorists and innocent Afghan goat herders are kept. ... Full story
Obama's American Ghetto
WASHINGTON DC - USA - If you were to travel through America from coast to coast and to ask people their opinion on Barack Obama and his tenure as president, you would get the same answer each time -- Bad. ... Full story
News International Staff to Get New Identities
LONDON - England - The Metropolitan Police said today it would offer new identities to the "vast majority" of staff who were employed by Rupert Murdoch at News International. ... Full story
Corrupt Politicians Investigating Corrupt Media Investigating Corrupt Police
LONDON - England - Corrupt MPs have called in corrupt News International journalists and managers for a full investigation of police corruption, media corruption and parliamentary corruption. ... Full story
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Labour-ite Scorned
LONDON - England - Rupert Murdoch switched sides from Labour to Conservative after Blair was ousted by Brown and Balls. Things went downhill rapidly for the Labour government until they were finally ousted by the Con Dem partnership. Now it is revenge time. ... Full story
Rupert Murdoch Cautioned For Reading Whilst Driving
LONDON - England - Media magnate, Rupert Murdoch, has been cautioned by police for driving whilst reading, the Sun newspaper has reported. ... Full story
Campaign For Rebekah's Law Begins
LONDON - England - After the phone hacking crimes committed by News International were exposed to the world, a new law is going to come into effect by next year, Whitehall bureaucrats have announced. ... Full story
Victoria Beckham Baby Could Weigh More Than Her
LOS ANGELES - USA - The fifth Beckham baby, who is set to be called Gucci, already weighs more than Victoria Beckham, concerned doctors at the Cedars-Sinai hospital have revealed. ... Full story
Unemployed NOTW Fake Sheikh Signs On For Jobseekers Allowance
LONDON - England - The News of the World's infamous fake sheikh, Mazher Mahmood, is now unemployed and living in a council flat in Tower Hamlets with his twelve children and four wives court papers have revealed. ... Full story
The News is the News
LONDON - England - Rupert Murdoch was fielding calls from an increasingly embattled Rebekah Brooks this morning as she begged to be kept in the top spot of News International despite the many scandals she has been party to. ... Full story
"The End of the News of the World is Nigh"
LONDON - England - Some say there could be a meteor heading towards Wapping, or a plague of locusts, others say it is karma for the 'journalists' in the News of the World. ... Full story
Liam Gallagher: I've Quit Bananas
LONDON - England - Simian wild man Liam Gallagher has confessed he's quit bananas after 20 years on the fruit - and been sober for six months. ... Full story
Massive Public Sector Strike Just Like Any Other Day in Britain
LONDON - England - Teachers and other public sector workers had a strike yesterday, the funny thing is, no one noticed much. ... Full story
Justin Bieber Has Successful Sex Change in China
BEIJING - China - Pop starlet, Justin Bieber has had a successful sex change in the Chinese capital, his agent, Marcus Walstock, has revealed. ... Full story
Money Talks Strauss-Kahn Walks
NEW YORK - USA - In another coup for very rich and powerful people in America, former IMF boss, Dominique Strauss-Kahn has obtained his freedom from 'allegedly' raping a hotel chamber maid. ... Full story