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Americans Not Fooled by Moron
NEW YORK - USA - Piers Moron, who has taken over from Larry King on the CNN talk show, has fallen flat on his face as a ratings disaster. ... Full story
Italian National Anthem to Include 'Bunga Bunga' Chorus
MILAN - Italy - The Italian national anthem 'Il Canto degli Italiani' is set to have a small addition into the main chorus, a chief aide to Silvio Berlusconi has revealed. ... Full story
U.S. Main Export of Terror Doing Well Says Hillary Clinton
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has said that America's main export of 'State sanctioned terror' is doing very well, especially in Egypt and other Middle Eastern countries. ... Full story
Eighties Mobile Phones Now All the Rage
NEW YORK - USA - You may think that modern smart phones, with all their apps and gizmos are the epitome of cool, but you would be wrong, very wrong. ... Full story
News of The World to Offer Subscription Celebrity Hacking Service
LONDON - England - News Corp. boss, Rupert Murdoch was in town this week to spearhead a new initiative at the Wapping based newspaper. ... Full story
Andy Gray Replaced by "Blonde Bird With Big Tits"
BURNLEY - England - Sky Sports football pundit, Andy Gray, has been summarily sacked and replaced by some "top totty with great honking tits" a Sky spokesperson said today. ... Full story
"Abandon Ship, Abandon Ship!"
LONDON - England - The good ship UK plc is going under, as thousands of people abandon these hallowed shores before the whole lot goes down. ... Full story
YouTube Shuts Down After Infringing Own Copyright
SAN BRUNO - USA - YouTube lawyers and corporate marketers have shut down the site for awhile because they think they have infringed their own copyright. ... Full story
Lucas and Spielberg Building Spaceship to be Launched December 2011
LOS ANGELES - USA - The two prominent film producers, George Lucas and Steven Spielberg, have both joined forces to create a space rocket that will propel them and their families to a safe planet in the Andromeda galaxy, a studio spokesman revealed on Friday. ... Full story
Miliband Gets Some Balls
LONDON - England - Labour leader, Ed Miliband, finally got the Balls he always wanted when Commissar Ed Balls from the ousted Comrade Brown regime was resurrected from the dead and released from his brief stay in a Gulag up North. ... Full story
Gordon Brown Warns Against Mass Youth Unemployment Epidemic Caused by His Policies
London - England - Former prime minister, Gordon Brown, is warning the world's leaders about the unemployment explosion, and economic destruction amongst the young caused by his policies and insane spending sprees during his time in government. ... Full story
Ricky Gervais Nominated to Present 2011 Oscars
LOS ANGELES - USA - British comedian, Ricky Gervais, has impressed his American hosts so much after the 2011 Golden Globe Awards that many say he should present the upcoming Oscars. ... Full story
Sarah Palin Takes Over From Michael Palin in BBC 'Pole to Pole' Series
London - England - The Monty Python star, Michael Palin, is set to take early retirement from the ongoing 'Pole to Pole' series and be replaced by American politician and presidential hopeful, Sarah Palin, the BBC has announced. ... Full story
When Uncle Hu Visited Washington
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Barack Obama was visited yesterday by his employer to check on how things are going these days. ... Full story
Daily Squib Tunisian Holiday Giveaway Competition
TUNIS - Tunisia - The Daily Squib is giving away hundreds of holidays to our lucky readers. So grab a much needed welcome break today with our easy online competition. ... Full story
London Taxi Cabs On Strike
LONDON - England - The cost of hay and horse feed has risen to unsustainable levels London's cabbies are saying. ... Full story
Unsocial Networking Sites Popular Now
SAN FRANCISCO - USA - Forget about Social Networking, because Unsocial Networking is the new buzz phrase hitting the internet world at the moment. ... Full story
World Leaders Hold Emergency Meeting to Save Katie Price Marriage
GENEVA - Switzerland - World leaders held an emergency meeting on Wednesday to try and save the marriage of Katie Price and cage-fighter, Alex Reid. ... Full story
Worldwide Mysterious Bird Deaths Finally Solved
KENTUCKY - USA - Scientists and researchers at the George W Bush Research Institute of Neocon Science have finally discovered the real reason why thousands of birds are mysteriously falling dead out of the skies all over the world. ... Full story
MP Admits Not Fiddling Expenses
LONDON - England - Herman Phuckah today became the first sitting MP to admit to not committing expenses fraud when he admitted refusing to claim more than £65,000. ... Full story
American Shooting Season Begins Early This Year
PHOENIX - Arizona - The start of the shooting season in America gets earlier and earlier each year victims of mass shootings have complained to media outlets. ... Full story
Buckingham Palace Reveals Queen's Longevity Secrets
LONDON - England - The Royal palace has revealed incredible details about how the 84-year-old Queen keeps going despite the gruelling champagne circuit of public appearances. ... Full story
Wikileaks Reveals Five More Twilight Films on the Way
LONDON - England - There were gasps and moans at a recent Wikileaks leak session at the offices of the Guardian newspaper, when some startling new information was revealed. ... Full story
'African Americans' Are Not 'Black'
WASHINGTON DC - USA - New PC directives being brought into the fray by the US government stipulate that black people are not black and actually do not have any skin colour whatsoever. ... Full story
Coalition Plan on Bringing Workhouses Back
LONDON - England - Britain's popular Coalition government are planning on bringing Victorian style workhouses back so that the poor and destitute UK population will have some kind of means of survival. ... Full story
Sarah Palin Interview Could Clinch 2012 Election Say Campaigners
SOUTH CAROLINA - USA - A recent interview with the presidential hopeful, Sarah Palin, could clinch the election in 2012 say her campaigners and supporters. ... Full story