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Prince Harry Plays Polo in New York Celebrity Charity Match
NEW YORK - USA - Celebrities flocked to see Prince Harry play in a polo match yesterday. ... Full story
Windsors to Invade Normandy D-Day Beach
WINDSOR - England - The British Royal family are preparing for a beach assault on the beaches of Normandy, a senior palace spokesman has announced. ... Full story
Tory MP Caught Paying Tax
LONDON - England - There has been shock in the House of Commons when a Tory MP was discovered to have paid capital gains tax on his third manor house. ... Full story
Gordon Brown to Put P45 on Expenses
LONDON - England - Unelected leader of the Labour government, Gordon Brown is preparing to put his P45 on his expense sheet Westminster pundits are claiming. ... Full story
No Oil In North Korea Says U.S.
WASHINGTON DC - USA - A spokesman for the Pentagon has announced that U.S. forces will not be invading N. Korea any time soon because there is no oil there. ... Full story
Masturbation Could Boost Your Intellect
MANCHESTER - England - Being a wanker could make you cleverer in later life and ward off dementia, claim scientists. ... Full story
Pigs Trough to be Installed in Houses of Parliament
LONDON - England - Members of Parliament were in an ecstatic mood today after it was announced that a pigs trough would be installed in the House of Commons. ... Full story
Shock: Soccer Star Caught Buying Book
LONDON - England - A Premier League soccer star is caught scoring a £420 first edition book on Renaissance Art from a bookshop. ... Full story
Daily Squib Smuggles Banned American Shock Jock Michael Savage into Britain
LONDON - England - The Daily Squib has spectacularly circumnavigated the Commissar of the Stasi Police, Colonel Jacqui Smith's orders to ban the radio shock jock from entering Britain. ... Full story
New Housing Scheme For Ministers Unveiled
LONDON - England - The independent parliamentary body set up to integrate the new housing scheme for members of parliament has come under scrutiny from some MPs. ... Full story
Daily Squib Big Chinese Sofa Giveaway
LONDON - England - Lucky readers of the Daily Squib will have a chance to win one of many Chinese sofas in this week's exclusive competition. ... Full story
Dishonourable Members of Government Want Increase in Taxation to Fund More MPs' Expenses
LONDON - England - The Labour government is calling for an increase in taxation so that MPs' expenses can be bumped up even further. ... Full story
Amy Winehouse Slips on Banana Peel During Caribbean Holiday
ROSEAU - St Lucia - According to tabloid reports, popstar Amy Winehouse has slipped on a banana peel whilst walking along a beach. ... Full story
Swine Flu Strikes Again
HULL - England - Ex-deputy prime minister, John Prescott has been struck down with a severe case of 'swine'. ... Full story
Kelly Osbourne Hospitalises Twink Boyfriend
LOS ANGELES - USA - Kelly Osbourne's boyfriend, Luke Squirrel, has been hospitalised after he was severely injured in a freak bed accident last night. ... Full story
CIA Tortures Terrorists With Celebrity Twitter Updates
VIRGINIA - USA - The Central Intelligence Agency has revealed that it reads out the boring, tedious banal mutterings of celebrities on social news website Twitter to gain confessions from hardened terrorists and criminals. ... Full story
Ricky Hatton to Join Labour Party Leadership Contest
MANCHESTER - England - Conservative party shadow cabinet members were licking their lips at the prospect of another serious contender entering the Labour leadership contest. ... Full story
Obama Seen Walking on Surface of White House Pond
WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama was seen by witnesses walking on the surface of the White House's back garden pond it has been reported. ... Full story
Protected Baby P Stepfather to be Given 'Life Sentence' of Three Years
LONDON - England - The protected murderer of Baby Peter and child rapist of a two year old girl will be served a sentence of about three years maximum under British laws. ... Full story
Are Bankruptcies the New ASBOs?
LONDON - England - According to government appointed trend experts, going bankrupt is the next cool thing after ASBOs. ... Full story