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Boycott Gordon Brown's Labour Government: Don't Buy Petrol
LONDON - England - The Daily Squib wants you to boycott the Labour government's disastrous plan to increase fuel duty by another 15 pence. ... Full story
Think Tank: Nuclear Fallout Preferable to 1.6 Billion Chinese People Polluting the Earth
LONDON - England - The GENESIS PROJECT, a leading UK Think Tank, has come to the conclusion that nuclear fallout around the world is a small price to pay and is preferable to 1.6 billion Chinese people breeding and polluting the atmosphere further. ... Full story
London Bomber University Graduates Gain Valuable Postgraduate Work Experience in US
LONDONISTAN - England - British trained shoe bombers have been gaining work experience for their skills across the Atlantic says a professor from a leading bomber university. ... Full story
Brown Plans on Making it Illegal to be Middle Class
LONDON - England - Gordon Brown today pledged a Labour election promise that would make being Middle Class illegal in Britain, the Equalities Chairperson told a Commons Equality Committee. ... Full story
New FBI Files Reveal Michael Jackson Faked Moonwalk
LOS ANGELES - USA - Conspiracy theorists were vindicated today after newly released FBI files revealed how the late Michael Jackson faked his famous moonwalk. ... Full story
Hollywood Actress Dies of Natural Causes After Taking Loads of Drugs
LOS ANGELES - USA - Another Hollywood actress died of natural causes, as cited by the local medical authorities in Beverly Hills yesterday. ... Full story
Revealed: Brown and Darling's Clever Plan to Pay Off Interest of £1 Billion a Week National Debt
LONDON - England - Gordon Brown has come up with a clever plan to get Britain's economy out of the huge debt hole created by himself and the Chancellor. ... Full story
Urgent Order from Comrade Brown to Support Latest X Factor Act
GRIMLEY - England - Unelected leader of the British Soviet people, Comrade Brown today urged proles to buy more albums promoting another one of Commissar Cowell's faceless talentless brainwashed plastic X Factor robots. ... Full story
Snow Blizzards Hit Copenhagen Global Warming Summit
COPENHAGEN - Denmark - The freezing weather and snow has brought the spectre of dangerous temperature rises to the Global Warming summit. ... Full story
Freed Lockerbie Bomber on Luxury Caribbean Cruise
BARBADOS - West Indies - Convicted Lockerbie bomber, Abdulbaset Ali al-Megrahi, who was freed from prison early after Gordon Brown's government made some lucrative Libyan oil deals, has been spotted on a holiday cruise in the Caribbean. ... Full story
Man Tweets During Heart Attack
NEW YORK - USA - Ed Herlihy, a 58 year old Twitter addict and car salesman from Queens, was today recovering in a hospital after having a massive heart attack on the way to work. ... Full story
Al Gore to Make New Film: 'A Convenient Untruth'
COPENHAGEN - Denmark - Hot air peddler and liar extraordinaire, Al Gore, is set to make even more money than his first film, it was announced today. ... Full story
Berlusconi to Star in New Rocky Movie
MILAN - Italy - Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi, is to star in a new Hollywood production of Rocky it was revealed after speaking to executive producer Sylvester Stallone. ... Full story
Every Chinese Person to be Issued with Gas Guzzler
BEIJING - China - The communist regime in the People's Republic is speeding ahead with plans to supply every Chinese person with an SUV or similar vehicle. ... Full story
Mass City UK Exodus Marathon Season Begins
LONDON - England - Get ready for the marathon of the decade when thousands of top earning bankers, financiers, IT professionals and senior businessmen leave the UK's shores and go to better climes. ... Full story
Tiger Woods to Take Break After 18 Hole Victory
FLORIDA - USA - Champion golfer, Tiger Woods, is to take a brief break from 'golfing' after another 18 hole victory that has gripped the world of sport. ... Full story
Darling Loses Eyebrows in Pre-Budget Accident
LONDON - England - The chancellor of the exchequer was today mourning the loss of his bushy eyebrows after suffering a horrendous accident during a pre-budget briefing. ... Full story
Tiger Woods Visits O.J. Simpson
LOVELOCK - USA - Fallen golf star, Tiger Woods, today visited another fallen sports star, O.J. Simpson in prison. ... Full story
Urgent Climate Change Communique from Comrade Brown
COPENHAGEN - Denmark - Supreme unelected Soviet leader, comrade Brown, today reiterated to the communist State of Europe's people that it is very important to remember the Soviet Greening Project must be adhered to without fail. ... Full story
Conman Outrages Veterans at Military Parade
BEDWORTH - England - A hunt was underway today for a conman who outraged veterans by turning up to march in a Remembrance Day parade with an "impossible" array of medals. ... Full story
Nobel Peace Prize Winner Sends More Troops In
WASHINGTON DC - USA - This year's Nobel Peace Prize winner, president Barack Obama, is sending more than 30,000 troops to Afghanistan to continue the War of Terror. ... Full story
Ex-Bush Admin Praises Afghan Obama Troops Stance
TEXAS - USA - All of the previous Bush administration have openly praised president Barack Obama's stance on sending more American troops to the unwinnable war in Afghanistan, a Pentagon report has said. ... Full story
Sarah Palin Still Not Read Her Own Book
WASILLA - USA - The 2012 election hopeful, Sarah Palin, has spoken of her refusal to read her own book, which is now a major bestseller in the US. ... Full story
Jacko DNA Perfume Turns People into Perverts Fears
LOS ANGELES - USA - When Billy Batts squirted some Michael Jackson DNA juice onto himself he was surprised at the shocking results. ... Full story
Payday: Thousands of Women Claim Affair With Tiger Woods
FLORIDA - USA - Queues of women were stretching for three blocks around an Orlando based lawyers office to claim they had an affair with the multi-millionaire golfer. ... Full story
Geriatric Vampire Movie US Box Office Takings Record
LOS ANGELES - USA - Forget about the thousandth High School teen vampire flick. How about a movie that is enthralling vampire lovers all over the world? ... Full story