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Shock as Scott McClellan Says Invading Iraq Was Bad Decision
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Scott McClellan's new bestselling book "What Happened" has revealed some shocking news about Bush's wars and nefarious practices. ... Full story
Heather Mills: "I Still Love Paul's Money"
LOS ANGELES - CA - The recently divorced wife of former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney last night blamed the lawyers for her recent separation from his bank account. ... Full story
Sharon Stone Buys Villa in China
SICHUAN PROVINCE - China - Sharon Stone and her current boyfriend have bought a £12,000 chateau in the Chinese Riviera as a base for their world travels. ... Full story
Fidel Castro Endorses Obama
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Senator Barack Obama's candidacy for the Democratic presidential nomination won the backing of Fidel Castro on Tuesday adding another feather to his champion's cap. ... Full story
UFO Spotted in Blackpool
BLACKPOOL - England - Mysterious objects were seen flying over Blackpool pier on Monday according to eyewitness accounts. ... Full story
Hillary Hoping for Osama Assassination
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Hillary Clinton is hoping on the assassination of the well known terrorist Osama. Speaking to Fox News she told the network why she is still running for office and what drives her. ... Full story
Human-Animal Hybrids Roaming Britain's Streets Today
MANCHESTER - England - Scientists have discovered human-animal hybrids which were specifically created for medical experimentation somehow roaming the streets of Britain. There are real fears now that these creatures may start breeding. ... Full story
Grave News as Supreme Leader Comrade Brown Hospitalised
CREWE - England - Our great supreme leader Gordon Brown has been taken ill after eating some tainted cabbage soup whilst touring the Soviet State of Britain. ... Full story
UK Fuel Tax to be Increased Again
LONDON - England - After increasing fuel duty by 2p in October, supreme unelected comrade, Gordon Brown, is awarding proles another 2p increase in fuel tax as an early gift before state holidays in August. ... Full story
Oil Futures Surge as Bush Plans Iran Invasion
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Long term oil futures have been rising steadily because of the Bush administration's plans to invade Iran before their reign of terror is over. ... Full story
Comrade Gordon Brown to Put Tax on Taxation
LONDON - England - Supreme unelected leader of the Labour party, Gordon Brown, is to reward the population of Britain by introducing a new tax on taxation. ... Full story
How Russell Brand Vows to Conquer America
LOS ANGELES - CA - Russell Brand, the almost current World Tiddlywinks champion, is now setting his sights on conquering other continents after subjugating England and Europe with his superior skill. ... Full story
First Californian Gay Couple to Tie the Knot
LOS ANGELES - CA - After the landmark ruling on Thursday outlawing the ban on gay marriage, the first Californian gay couple are now set to get married. ... Full story
California Divorce Lawyers Applaud New Gay Marriage Ruling
LOS ANGELES - CA - Californian divorce lawyers were smacking their wallets at the thought of gays being allowed to marry and divorce in the US state of California. ... Full story
Bank of England: Quality of Life Will Go from Bad to Worse
LONDON - England - The Bank of England chief Mervyn King has warned the masses that their quality of life will be reduced from bad to worse. ... Full story
Hillary Vows to Keep on Fighting for Presidency Even After Obama is Inaugerated as President
LOUISVILLE - USA - Touting a victory that "exceeded even our own expectations," Sen. Hillary Clinton's big win in West Virginia last night has proven to everyone that she is not going to lay down the gauntlet any time soon. ... Full story
New Labour - New Memoir
LONDON - England - Cherie Blair, John Prescott and Lord Levy are all abiding by the socialist doctrines of the Labour party by raking in millions of pounds on book deals and newspaper serialisations. ... Full story
Madonna Rocks the Crowd at Free Kent Festival
Madonna wowed a 12,000-strong crowd with tracks from her new album, Hard Candy, at her only UK festival appearance of the summer – at Radio 1's Big Weekend in Maidstone, Kent. ... Full story
Is the White Vote the New Black?
WASHINGTON DC - USA - The Daily Squib's political pundit and master wordsmith, Connor McPhucker plays with the ultimate in election campaign questions. ... Full story
Proposal for President Bush as Next Mount Rushmore Sculpture Causes Shock
WASHINGTON DC - USA - George W Bush is currently under consideration to be the next U.S. President etched on the face of Mount Rushmore. ... Full story
Boris Johnson Thanks Daily Squib After Winning Mayoral Election
London - England - After a wonderful drubbing at the polls, Labour has been firmly whipped by the nations voters in local elections. ... Full story
Comrade Brown Reassures Party Faithful After Failed Coup Attempt
LONDON - England - Supreme unelected leader, Comrade Gordon Brown has quashed a coup attempt to topple his Soviet State of Britain. ... Full story
Bulimic John Prescott Eats Own Vomit at Croquet Championship
London - England - The Ex-Deputy Prime Minister shocked the regulars at a local croquet championship by consuming his own vomit on their perfectly manicured lawn. ... Full story
Austrian Home Improvement Show Describes How to Redecorate Sex Slave Torture Dungeons
LINZ - Austria - The Austrian version of Changing Rooms, Folterungräume, where the presenters redesign secret underground torture dungeons, has been a ratings success. ... Full story
Obama Superdelegate Seen Flying Over Washington
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Is it a bird, is it a plane? No, it's an Obama Democrat superdelegate. ... Full story
Jade Goody to Replace Carol Vorderman on Countdown
MANCHESTER - England - Carol Vorderman the brainy assistant on the long standing daytime TV program, Countdown, will be replaced by Celebrity Big Brother contestant Jade Goody. ... Full story